I've just finished up a Contract position with a large company in Dublin and I was looking at something to do more closer to home.
I mind my daughter 3-4 days out of the week so something from home or something for the other days was preferable. Anyway...I looked on some websites and became even more furious as to how internships have obliterated all the jobs that would have been available for me
Anyway, I saw on the FAS site that there was a restaurant outside of the city looking for an intern to do their marketing for them. I'm pretty certain that the owner of that restaurant will be reading this, and I don't particularly care. He's a decent man that I have worked with in the past. Anyway, here's how the role appeared on the site:
Quote:
Description
The intern will gain practical experience in a major product launch, supporting the ongoing employment of 12 people, securing significant investment and examining the impact of a new social / web media strategy in the tourism/restaurant sector The intern will receive formal/informal training in the following project management, strategic planning, objective setting and review analysis On completion the intern will have attained skills in marketing.
Skills Requirements
The person fulfilling this role will be a highly motivated person, willing to think globally but act locally. In fact the ability to develop a social/web media strategy will be key to the role but equally an ability to create a plan and follow it through into action. Being people oriented will be an important feature of the successful candidate A leaning towards graphic design will he helpful also.
Please Note:
This is an Internship. An allowance of €50 per week will be paid in addition to your current Social Welfare payment.See eligibility criteria above.
Department
Marketing
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The bit that I have in bold tells me that they don't so much want to teach people how to do something, more spend a week telling the person what they want, and then expecting them to do it for free.
I realise that I'm probably divulging too much information here, but hey, it wouldn't be the first time for me would it? I spoke to the owner of the restaurant on the phone and told him what I do for another restaurant in the town and how it might work for him. He seemed interested. I put together a 25 page PDF proposal for him, which he decided he wasn't even going to acknowledge. I thought that was odd, because I do think a lot of this person. My rate was unbelievably cheap, but of course there's nothing as cheap as FREE.
I hope it works out for him. But if you look at the FAS site you will see that there is no such thing as a Marketing/Design job anymore. Why should businesses pay someone when they can get someone else for free.
Here are some of the other internships currently on offer:
Tutor
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Friendly outgoing person required to assist our training team. Organised, efficient and able to schedule their day. People person willing to learn new skills and be flexible with the work load. Ability to think on the spot and use their own judgement. Highly reliable and methodical.
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Receptionist
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The intern will gain practical experience in reception/answering telephones; record keeping and updating archives; filing and data input; Overall General administration in all aspects of the hotel. The intern will receive formal/informal training in the following: Dealing with the general public at reception and on the switchboard; record keeping and Hotsoft training. On completion the intern will have attained skills in Dealing with the public; record keeping; word processing; and hotsoft hotel software, Office administration.
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(Woodlands Hotel)
Festival Organiser
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The intern will gain practical experience in being involved in setting up a unique new Christmas festival taking place in Waterford The intern will receive formal/informal training in the following: co-ordinating commercial, entertainment and retail activities. Organising seasonal events in various historic locations throughout the city. On completion the intern will have attained skills in networking with the commercial, public and entertainment sectors operating in Waterford. Liaising with Transition Year Co-Ordinators, arts, cultural and theatrical organisations. Communications and reporting, marketing and advertising.
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Insurance Handler
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The intern will gain practical experience in the Insurance broking industry. They will learn the processes for dealing with Personal Lines policies using the Open GI software. The intern will receive formal/informal training in the following; Insurance processes and software, general office duties and working in a team. They will be expected to sit the Insurance Institute of Irelands Accredited Product Adviser exams, with a view to attaining the relevant qualification for giving advice to clients. On completion the intern will have attained skills in working in the Personal Lines insurance area, be part or fully qualified to work in that area as per the Central Bank of Irelands Minimum Competency Code.
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Caretaker
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The intern will gain practical experience in: waste management in the school; management/repair/maintenance of classroom furniture; setting up for college events/meetings; opening and locking the school; monitoring Fire Safety equipment; Green Schools Initiative; and grounds management. The intern will receive formal/informal training in the following: waste systems at the school; Green School Policy; Planning for events; Fire Safety and School Fire Register; and Health and Safety Policy. On completion the intern will have attained skills in: managing waste systems; liaising with Waste Disposal Contractors; Fire Safety and Legislation; Health and Safety; and Team work. Applicants must supply suitable character references and be prepared to complete a Garda vetting application form.
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ARE YOU F*%KING KIDDING ME?!!!
I could go on, and i assure you, it just gets worse. The above companies, and the rest of them on the jobs websites, I was tempted to say, should be ashamed of themselves. But, they're just using the system that has been presented to them.
I will however, say well done to GENZYME, who have taken on interns and then subsequently offered them contract work. These are the companies that internships work for, but without this national scheme I believe they would still have their own internship program.
This has to stop and it has to stop now.