[pragmatic1]

Originally Posted by RaRaRasputin

This thread is hilarious! No wonder Irish women are sick of their country men and favour foreigners. Maybe it's because we don't hang around in pubs all day and make excuses. I've got a hot Irish girl who never complains

Well ****in bualadh bos to you and your boring generalisations.

[Ellis Dee]

The dissatisfaction that Irish women feel in the sex department could be due to - in addition, of course, to the fact that many of the best of us Irishmen spend most of the time abroad delighting foreign women - the way in which increasingly many of our once comely cailins nowadays let themselves go and proceed from puppy fat to just plain old lardy fat. That, coupled with the awesome number of beer bellies one sees in Ireland, makes for a lot of mediocre sex.

As someone once explained to me, the definition of frustration is two big bellies and a short prick.

[Dudess]

What?!

Anyhoo, I kinda agree people have some degree of responsibility for how sexually satisfied they are - you gotta get to know yourself really well first in order to know what gets you off with a partner.

[ardinn]

Originally Posted by TeddyTedson

It's probably because lots of Irish men won't give the girls oral pleasure

EH WHAT

I pride my self on chewing the cud for a good 5 hrs if let! I usually have to be dragged up by the hair! - Men of Ireland - get your head into it - it's just like chicken!

[Battered Mars Bar]

Originally Posted by ardinn

EH WHAT

I pride my self on chewing the cud for a good 5 hrs if let! I usually have to be dragged up by the hair! - Men of Ireland - get your head into it - it's just like chicken!

I would've preferred blue cheese over what I was faced with in my last two sexual encounters

[suicide_circus]

Originally Posted by Jaxxy

If my boyf just lay back, prone, with his hands behind his head and declared that my pleasure was my own responsibility I think I'd swiftly lose my lady horn.

But thats the thing, you would be shocked and saddened by the amount of woman who do this. Thankfully I've found a gf who is very active and frankly mindblowing but quite a few previous encounters I've had involved the sack of spuds position from the lady. And any sexually active guy you talk to will have had several of these episodes, its not an isolated incident. And it all comes back to the notion that its a mans job to chase, seduce, bed and then give pleasure to a woman and it is particularly prevalent on this island and I would deduce that this goes a long way to explain Irish womans dissatisfaction with their sex lives.
Maybe all Irish men (except me!) are crap in bed, I dont know but it certainly takes two to tango and if Irish woman arent happy they should certainly get their own act together before blaming the menfolk.
Maybe its womens mags, satc and the like telling woman that if they arent having multiple orgasms four times a day and getting head in Woodies DIY that their sex life is broken.

[Daveysil15]

Originally Posted by suicide_circus

quite a few previous encounters I've had involved the sack of spuds position from the lady. And it all comes back to the notion that its a mans job to chase, seduce, bed and then give pleasure to a woman.

Maybe its womens mags, satc and the like telling woman that if they arent having multiple orgasms four times a day and getting head in Woodies DIY that their sex life is broken.

What a brilliant post. The sack of spuds position That's priceless.

[cuterob]

Originally Posted by Axe Rake

Men of Ireland, what do you say?