[squod]

Originally Posted by starbelgrade

Because you touch yourself.

Did you want him to touch you?

[seantorious]

Originally Posted by LordSmeg

Who cares, anyone can be a doctor these days. All you have to do is google the symptoms and prescribe whatever wiki tells ya to. Dont need no exams to do that.

If your grammar is anything to go by I think you would have difficulty understanding there is a bit more than that involved.

[El Weirdo]

mod

*cough*

Originally Posted by seantorious

If your grammer is anything to go by...

*cough*

/mod

[deandean]

Oi! I opened this expecting 'Doctor Doctor' jokes

‘Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.’ ‘I’ll deal with you later!’

‘Doctor, doctor, I feel terrible!’ ‘What are the symptoms?’ ‘It’s a cartoon show with yellow people.’

‘Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming about necrophilia, sadism and bestiality!’ ‘Forget it, you’re flogging a dead horse.’

‘Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a bridge.’ ‘What’s come over you?’ ‘Two cars, a truck, and a coach.’

‘Doctor, doctor, I think I’m shrinking!’ ‘Now, settle down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.’

[scholar007]

Originally Posted by Naomi00

I read somewhere before that it's really common (in China I think?) for people to cheat in exams like that, using earpieces etc or by getting someone else to sit the exam for them. Can't remember where the story was though.


edit/ Found this article, explains it a bit more http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/chin...igh-43786.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/oth...pionships.html

Snooker too?

[Duggy747]

It's how I became a boctor.........or doctor.............or whatever the hell it's called.

Now, take off your pants, bend over and let's have a look at that nasty cough you have.

[Grimreaper666]

All the more reason to get a second opinion or the best of three or four.......

[af_thefragile]

Meh, lots of people cheat in exams. Not saying its right, but its nothing unusual.

Originally Posted by Grimreaper666

All the more reason to get a second opinion or the best of three or four.......

Guess that's exactly what the doctor was doing in his exam...

[pickarooney]

Can't you see I'm burning, burning?

[Nothingbetter2d]

Originally Posted by El Weirdo

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/mod

that's a nasty cough you got there El Weirdo.... you should see a doctor

[af_thefragile]

Originally Posted by Nothingbetter2d

that's a nasty cough you got there El Weirdo.... you should see a doctor

Especially one with easy access to the internet.

[Capt'n Midnight]

Originally Posted by unclejunior

What I'd like to know is how many others got through the net this way?

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland...ms-179686.html

ONE in five foreign doctors brought to Ireland from India and Pakistan failed their exams, according to the HSE.

While more than half of the latest group of foreign doctors failed, the HSE said the overall failure rate was 20%.

Wasn't there also a report how one in three failed when tested abroad before they came here too ?