Boards.ie

the_big_shmoke · 28-04-2012, 01:41

you know how it is? in the hazy 1st few months of having a facebook account, the desire the gets one's number of friends up to a respectable amount means whether or not you actually even know the people you're adding becomes an afterthought.

however it eventually becomes too much as your news feed is clogged up by the downright ridiculous status updates, links and photos from people you've never once talked to.

the sollution to this problem: unfriend.
below is a list of possible criteria for an unfriend. if a facebook friend of yours shows one or more of the folliwing facebook behavioural tendencies, serious consideration should be put in unfriending.

1. posts a status "lik 4 da wan who!!:-D" UNFRIEND

2. uploads picture of themselves using a blackberry facing a mirror while scrunching their mouth to one side complimented by a another stupid gesture with their other hand e.g. index finger pointing to mouth. UNFRIEND

3.the bandwagonjumperoner. - the person who quite simply jumps on bandwagons. UNFRIEND

4. the person who posts constant status's about the most insignificant things they get up during the day. E.g. "eating pizza at_____ with _______ and 5 others" UNFRIEND

anymore suggestions for this list?

Leeg17 · 28-04-2012, 01:43

Like if you're against cancer <3

Goodbye.

callaway92 · 28-04-2012, 01:46

Person to unfriend's status:

"

"

reply:

"What's wrong babes"?

Unfriend:

"Nothing, talk about it in chat, xxxxxx"

ARRRGHHH!!!

paulbok · 30-04-2012, 11:04

"It's National Day for People with 2 arms. Please repost if you love someone with 2 arms".

BANNED!

LaughingJoker91 · 01-05-2012, 14:14

Anyone who says something like "Who better looking A or B" then posts a photo of the two people.

Or anyone who has more than 2 status updates in an hour, ffs, I don't care how your day is going!

In all fairness, most people under the age of 16 should automatically just be removed from facebook! They should have all just stayed on bebo.

batistuta9 · 08-05-2012, 04:06

but all of the above types of people don't get unfriended if their goodlooking (except for under 16's)

guitarzero · 08-05-2012, 04:15

....and then you just stopped giving a boll*x and being high and mighty and slashed your own thread.

28-04-2012, 01:41	#1
the_big_shmoke Registered User Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 49 Adverts \| Friends	Unfriending on facebook. you know how it is? in the hazy 1st few months of having a facebook account, the desire the gets one's number of friends up to a respectable amount means whether or not you actually even know the people you're adding becomes an afterthought. however it eventually becomes too much as your news feed is clogged up by the downright ridiculous status updates, links and photos from people you've never once talked to. the sollution to this problem: unfriend. below is a list of possible criteria for an unfriend. if a facebook friend of yours shows one or more of the folliwing facebook behavioural tendencies, serious consideration should be put in unfriending. 1. posts a status "lik 4 da wan who!!:-D" UNFRIEND 2. uploads picture of themselves using a blackberry facing a mirror while scrunching their mouth to one side complimented by a another stupid gesture with their other hand e.g. index finger pointing to mouth. UNFRIEND 3.the bandwagonjumperoner. - the person who quite simply jumps on bandwagons. UNFRIEND 4. the person who posts constant status's about the most insignificant things they get up during the day. E.g. "eating pizza at_____ with _______ and 5 others" UNFRIEND anymore suggestions for this list?

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search

28-04-2012, 01:43	#2
Leeg17 Closed Account Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 13,608 Adverts \| Friends	Like if you're against cancer <3 Goodbye.

28-04-2012, 01:46	#3
callaway92 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Tipperary Posts: 3,799 Adverts \| Friends	Person to unfriend's status: " " reply: "What's wrong babes"? Unfriend: "Nothing, talk about it in chat, xxxxxx" ARRRGHHH!!!

30-04-2012, 11:04	#4
paulbok Registered User Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 202 Adverts \| Friends	"It's National Day for People with 2 arms. Please repost if you love someone with 2 arms". BANNED!

01-05-2012, 14:14	#5
LaughingJoker91 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,185 Adverts \| Friends	Anyone who says something like "Who better looking A or B" then posts a photo of the two people. Or anyone who has more than 2 status updates in an hour, ffs, I don't care how your day is going! In all fairness, most people under the age of 16 should automatically just be removed from facebook! They should have all just stayed on bebo.

08-05-2012, 04:06	#6
batistuta9 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 3,492 Adverts \| Friends	but all of the above types of people don't get unfriended if their goodlooking (except for under 16's)

08-05-2012, 04:15	#7
guitarzero Registered User Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,101 Adverts \| Friends	....and then you just stopped giving a boll*x and being high and mighty and slashed your own thread.