[shopaholic01]

Originally Posted by Misticles

Stop fuucking me like a pussy....

Complete erection loser...

Who knew eh?!

Ah PMT, might make us psychotic slightly moody but christ we'll be horny

[KTRIC]

You're not putting that in there ....

[Clareman]

Put it in me @rse, at least you might touch the sides of that hole.

[saa]

"What are you thinking about..."

[skinny90]

Ah sure it's just football,you'll see the highlights.can we not watch the hills?
When she tries to watch football,"why did he do that?why did he do this?"

Sitting down watching tv..." will you get me my bag in the car?"

[newport2]

Still, small is beautiful.....

[Crea]

"Why would I change my name when we get married? Surely you know that my family name is much nicer than yours." - from experience.

[KKkitty]

Not tonight, I have a headache. If a woman says that she's lying and anyway depending on the severity of the headache sex can cure it quicker than tablets due to the endorphins released.

[LH Pathe]

well.. some chicks just shouldn't say anything. for instance I know this dtzy thing altogether who when she tries to do her bit for womens lib, it backfires badly. For instance she recommended a facebook link to an article on her page it reads: Recommends Women get paid 17% less than their male counterparts. Even when she's safe at home with no-one around to speak to, she's thinking out loud

[Dudess]

"I've just put on a wash - jaysus I've some amount of skidmark knickers!"

Originally Posted by KTRIC

You're not putting that in there ....

In fairness, a lot of people don't like ordinary rubbish being put in the recycling bin.

Originally Posted by Clareman

Put it in me @rse, at least you might touch the sides of that hole.

Originally Posted by Crea

"Why would I change my name when we get married? Surely you know that my family name is much nicer than yours." - from experience.

That's the "worst" thing a woman can say?!

[Lionel Messy]

Women shouldn't talk about needing mouthwash because their breath smells like cum. Slappers.

[Andy Carroll]

Originally Posted by Dudess

That's the "worst" thing a woman can say?!

Some people take that name **** real serious.

I'd welcome a name change, it'd be a laugh. Or some sort of hilarious amalgamation of the two. Not double barrelling though, that is the devil's work.

[LH Pathe]

Maybe we should just narrow it down to.. things women should be permitted say

excuse my perceived wry tone ladies, for I cannot access smileys

[Optimalprimerib]

Is this match/film nearly over x3 times in 10 minutes

[skinny90]

i got paid today...."Oh so we can go shopping..???"