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15-03-2012, 23:32   #1
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I caught one!! He's trapped in me drawer

I caught me a leprechaun.

I found him at the end of a Rainbow. Rainbow is the midget night in the strip club, he was outside fighting with the bouncer at the end of it, little tiny fists hitting the shins. I threw my hat over him and walked home with him wrestling to escape and cold ears.

I have him locked in my drawer. I throw in a bottle on cough medicine every few hours to keep him quiet. Sadly he lost his crock of gold to a stripper named Miss Lucky Charms, so I don't have them riches. Just me 3 wishes.....
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16-03-2012, 00:44   #2
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There's a leprechaun in your drawers? Well, I guess that makes them your lucky draw's!

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He's probably gonna try to kill you when he sobers up!!! O_O

I saw a movie about it before.

Is this him?

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THE LEPRECHAUN IS SH*TTING RAINBOWS
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But I thought they sh!t lucky Charms?
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16-03-2012, 12:19   #6
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THE LEPRECHAUN IS SH*TTING RAINBOWS
That's his rainbow thruster. Whenever you see a rainbow it's like the contrail from a plane, it's them travellin'. And they have their crock of gold because rainbow travel is expensive and Ryanair doesn't except Leprechauns on it's flights which is discrimination.
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Unclean unclean!
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16-03-2012, 13:46   #8
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THE LEPRECHAUN IS SH*TTING RAINBOWS
I love things that poop rainbows. Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan.

Hope he gets some on my boring white clothes.

I'm going out now, left him some whiskey and a magazine. Keep him out of trouble for a few hours.
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I love things that poop rainbows. Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan.

Hope he gets some on my boring white clothes.

I'm going out now, left him some whiskey and a magazine. Keep him out of trouble for a few hours.
Stop beating me in Mario Kart!
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The police made me leave him go. He wasn't a leprechaun at all, just a bearded midget and apparently I was drunk for 4 days.

At least he fulfilled a few of my wishes
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The police made me leave him go. He wasn't a leprechaun at all, just a bearded midget and apparently I was drunk for 4 days.

At least he fulfilled a few of my wishes

Detailed details please!!!!!

Pictures may also need to be included.
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19-03-2012, 19:33   #12
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It's a hell of a disease.
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I hear they taste really good with curry sauce.
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Princess' Peaches Sex tape!!!!!




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23-03-2012, 02:34   #15
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That's a sex gif silly.

This is a sex tape

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