I caught me a leprechaun.
I found him at the end of a Rainbow. Rainbow is the midget night in the strip club, he was outside fighting with the bouncer at the end of it, little tiny fists hitting the shins. I threw my hat over him and walked home with him wrestling to escape and cold ears.
I have him locked in my drawer. I throw in a bottle on cough medicine every few hours to keep him quiet. Sadly he lost his crock of gold to a stripper named Miss Lucky Charms, so I don't have them riches. Just me 3 wishes.....





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