[Scanlas The 2nd]

I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

[kfallon]

They'd prob say, "I wonder if that's the last of his five a day?"

[Sindri]

Is that a euphemism?


Try the George.

[AngryBollix]

It would probably grab a bit more attention if you started wanking your arse with it

[tmc86]

Eating for nutritional value or using as a seductive prop?

[Downlinz]

Depends if this is a euphemism or not.

[MonkeyTennis]

wont someone think of the pineapples

[Tesco Massacre]

Don't know about everyone else, but I think it'd look pretty cool.

Then again, I think X-Works jeans look pretty cool.

[TeddyTedson]

Depends on the type of club it is. Just don't use your teeth and try not to gag too much on it.

[Mickey Dazzler]

If you stood in the middle of the dance floor and started ramming the banana in and out of your mouth with your bags around your ankles, slapping your bare ass while pointing it suggestively at a bunch of rough looking lads from the country I'm sure you would get a reaction.

[ronoc]

Attempt to chat up a girl with the cheesiest line possible.

When rebuffed remove banana from crotch and casually begin to eat it as you walk away.

[Raekwon]

Racist!!!

[Corvo]

"Is that lad eating a banana?"

"He is...so...you want a yolk?"

"Yeah"

<cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


Be about the sum total of it mate.

[AngryBollix]

Originally Posted by Griffin1988

"Is that lad eating a banana?"

"He is...so...you want a yolk?"

"Yeah"

<cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


Be about the sum total of it mate.

Any chance of a few bangers

[Mickey H]

Originally Posted by AngryBollix

Any chance of a few bangers

I doubt it.