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*Sarky* · 21-02-2012, 12:12

Demanded while waving a golf club at you, I'll bet.

Bastards.

Plazaman · 21-02-2012, 12:16

A seagull once stole my baby....... or watch........I can't remember which but both are missing.

Damn seagulls

**DamoElDiablo** · 21-02-2012, 17:11

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Originally Posted by Sarky

Demanded while waving a golf club at you, I'll bet.

Bastards.

In fairness, Teddy was sleeping on their course, and the gull was trying to play through.

*TeddyTedson* · 21-02-2012, 17:46

When you make friends with them you can call them Gulls

They are amazing people once you get to know more about their culture. Burds of prey.

Sindri · 23-02-2012, 05:41

I heard they were ghey. This is reason enough to reverse engineer the seagulls back into the lizard people so they lose their greatest advantage over us humans.

The ability to defecate on other, stronger, creatures.

Plus they are the earth's super creature, like Jaws but with wings. This makes their power incomprehensible. They can swim, fly, defecate on other animals, and a single bird can bring down a whole plane!

Plus they were behind 9/11. ~~Obama~~ Osama was actually a seagull who after a disappointing intern-ship at the World Trade Centre, where they refused to stock his brand of shoe polish decided the only thing to do would be to use a skywriter to skywrite a message in the sky detailing his grievances. And that, children, is how Papa decided he had a dissociative disorder. Oh and it was all the zombie Jews.

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21-02-2012, 12:12	#16
Sarky Herpivore Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Fort Kickass Posts: 19,391 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Ask Doctor Demento, Esoteric Order of Dagon, Legends of the Boards, The Cuckoo's Nest	Demanded while waving a golf club at you, I'll bet. Bastards.

21-02-2012, 12:16	#17
Plazaman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind You Posts: 2,109 Adverts \| Friends	A seagull once stole my baby....... or watch........I can't remember which but both are missing. Damn seagulls

21-02-2012, 17:46	#19
TeddyTedson The Papa Doc Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 7,955 Adverts \| Friends	When you make friends with them you can call them Gulls They are amazing people once you get to know more about their culture. Burds of prey.

23-02-2012, 05:41	#20
Sindri Closed Account Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 3,231 Adverts \| Friends	I heard they were ghey. This is reason enough to reverse engineer the seagulls back into the lizard people so they lose their greatest advantage over us humans. The ability to defecate on other, stronger, creatures. Plus they are the earth's super creature, like Jaws but with wings. This makes their power incomprehensible. They can swim, fly, defecate on other animals, and a single bird can bring down a whole plane! Plus they were behind 9/11. ~~Obama~~ Osama was actually a seagull who after a disappointing intern-ship at the World Trade Centre, where they refused to stock his brand of shoe polish decided the only thing to do would be to use a skywriter to skywrite a message in the sky detailing his grievances. And that, children, is how Papa decided he had a dissociative disorder. Oh and it was all the zombie Jews.