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| 19-02-2012, 17:13 | #77 |
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Complemented a lot recently about speech I made at my fathers funeral.
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| 19-02-2012, 17:24 | #78 |
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A girl I slept with told a group of my friends I was good in bed, I feigned insult at her breech of that confidentiality, but i was really chuffed.
Besides its obvious she didn't have much experience because i am crap in bed and proud. |
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| 19-02-2012, 17:25 | #79 |
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So that's why they call you Tripod!
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| 19-02-2012, 17:30 | #80 |
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Been told I'm very mature for my age a good few times. Usually by drunk auld lads in the pub, but sure I'll take it! Especially considering that I'm often labelled the immature one in my groups of friends!
No actually, my Ma's friend told me I have a face like George Clooney. She may also have been pissed, but I'm not one for turning down comparisons to Clooney! |
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| 19-02-2012, 18:33 | #81 | |
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to let you know I was only being being faux indignant ![]() Yeah lots of foreigners but lots of them are Poles and while some of the women may be hot the men look like their heads and facial features were hewn from blocks of wood using pick axes so no improvement if they start having kids with Irish women... Jk!! there are of course lots of gorgeous Irish women. Like Georgia Salpa, Virginia Macari, Rosanna Davidson...all 100% Irish. Oh no, wait... Kidding, there are tons of beautiful Irish women. Myself included of course
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| 19-02-2012, 19:30 | #82 |
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That I have lovely porcelain skin... guess this would make me Irish looking though
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| 19-02-2012, 20:39 | #83 |
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| 19-02-2012, 20:52 | #84 |
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That I don't look old enough to have 18 & 16 year old daughters!
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| 19-02-2012, 21:05 | #85 |
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my latest one was '' you'd make me pregnant just by looking at me''
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| 30-03-2012, 12:43 | #86 |
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I need to revise my answer!
my oh said to me the other day that even before he had met me IRL or even knew what I looked like, if I had turned out to be a man he would have still liked me
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| 30-03-2012, 12:50 | #87 | |
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| 30-03-2012, 13:06 | #88 |
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I was once told by a woman that I was the most beautiful woman shes ever seen... She didnt seem like a lesbian or anything and it was at the dentist's not a pub or place like that... Anyway I said ''thank you'' and she said ''dont thank me, im jealous!'' Obviously it was the best compliment cause it came from another woman who i dont think was trying to sleep with me and had no reason to give me BS...
I had a baby after that so even if it was true, its not anymore... ![]() ![]()
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| 30-03-2012, 14:22 | #89 | |
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Maybe she made you pregnant by looking at you
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| 30-03-2012, 14:22 | #90 |
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The nicest compliment I ever got was when I was told that 'my eyes said what my lips couldn't'
And I have used that to my advantage every day since
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