[General Zod]

Originally Posted by pebbles21

Went on a date with a woman in her mid-forties(i was late thirties),we went for a nice meal which went down really well, followed by a few beers in the pub next door

At the end of the night we were getting on so well together that she asked me back to hers for a "coffee"

On the way to hers in the taxi we started to get a bit lovey dovey and exchanged a few kisses,then she whispered in my ear "do you fancy a mother daughter threesome?"

So shocked an all that i was i still didnt want to turn down a session with a sexy milf and her twentysomething year old daughter so i said "yeah sure no problem"

We got to hers and we entered the house and she told me to sit down there for a second then she shouted upstairs

"MAAA.............your wanted down here"!!

Why must you turn AH into a house of lies?

[snowbunny21]

Hi everyone - this thread is really making my day its so funny! although its making me think of my worst first date so il have to share it!!
Technically it was me who was the disaster on this one.....id like to blame it on when i was young and foolish!! anyway i was friends with my older brothers friend and one night we got chatting and texting and decided to meet up (he wasnt my type but he was a pilot so.....)
first mistake was deciding to meet straight after work where i rushed and had nothing to eat all day!! so a few drinks turned into a great few and we rolled from one pub into another then into a nightclub where from there it went downhill!!!
bascially lost my 'date' lost my bag and the next thing i remember was waking up (in my bed thank god!!!) but when i turned around there was a guy lying asleep beside me.....thankfully dressed!!! but it wasnt my date!!
cue me freaking out big time....waking this stranger up and telling him great night but he had to go...i didnt even remember his name therefore i didnt even want to ask!!
if that wasnt bad enough i realised i had my 'first date' jacket and his car keys with me so he had to come collect them that evening.....knowing full what i had done.....
this was one story where we both kept it from my brother haha!

[sbsquarepants]

Originally Posted by Size=everything

Bull****. Before closing a club bouncers check EVERYWHERE. You'd be suprised at where you find some people sleeping.

I know 2 people who have woken up in similar circumstances. A lot of nightclub bouncers aren't the dedicated company men you seem to think they are!

[sunnyjim]

Originally Posted by sbsquarepants

I know 2 people who have woken up in similar circumstances. A lot of nightclub bouncers aren't the dedicated company men you seem to think they are!

True enough. Barcode is pretty bad for not checking the ladies jaxx.