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Kama · 23-01-2009, 19:14

The stars will fall from the sky as the pole shifts, and as the Rainbow Bridge opens through anahata chakra so the Ancestors can return to subsume the Many-Angled Ones at the Immanentization of the Eschaton. US Psy-Ops will project sky-high Muhammeds eating Big Macs, as the Gates of Ijtihad are opened, and the Hidden Imam returns. Operation Spireface will be repeated, and the deity within this Dimensional Transfunctioner will shake loose from his prison, and search for cookies. Acolytes will be on hand to serve his whims.

Bodily resurrected zombie Xtians will roam the streets, while the Jewish people roll to the Holy Land through sekret underground tunnels, wailing in misery. The Old Ones will rise from the seas, to free their enslaved cuttlefish brethren. By these signs ye will know the Aeon to be at an end...

toiletduck · 24-01-2009, 12:51

I love it when a plan comes together. And now for this to be forgotten on the pile and to eagerly await the next definite prediction.

starn · 24-01-2009, 14:41

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Originally Posted by Aye Matey!

That would tie in with the inauguration. Regardless of the validity of the claims surfacing online I can't help but feel that both are specifically hinting at something that is not yet common public knowledge. The extent remains to be seen.

Right here we are two days later. Nothing has happened. Are you going to admiy you were wrong and that you were being paranoid

nyarlothothep · 24-01-2009, 14:48

it will be in May/June... Biden said it would be around 6 months from the time of the speech, which was in December-ish. Just wait and see. That is what I would focus on, not Powell's comment which was misinterpreted.

starn · 24-01-2009, 17:32

Aye Matey seemed convinced that something was going to happen. So what do you have to say now AM

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24-01-2009, 14:48	#19
nyarlothothep Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: multi dimensional space Posts: 2,448 Adverts \| Friends	it will be in May/June... Biden said it would be around 6 months from the time of the speech, which was in December-ish. Just wait and see. That is what I would focus on, not Powell's comment which was misinterpreted. Last edited by nyarlothothep; 24-01-2009 at 14:52.

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23-01-2009, 19:14	#16
Kama Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tejas, New Aztlan Posts: 1,015 Adverts \| Friends	The stars will fall from the sky as the pole shifts, and as the Rainbow Bridge opens through anahata chakra so the Ancestors can return to subsume the Many-Angled Ones at the Immanentization of the Eschaton. US Psy-Ops will project sky-high Muhammeds eating Big Macs, as the Gates of Ijtihad are opened, and the Hidden Imam returns. Operation Spireface will be repeated, and the deity within this Dimensional Transfunctioner will shake loose from his prison, and search for cookies. Acolytes will be on hand to serve his whims. Bodily resurrected zombie Xtians will roam the streets, while the Jewish people roll to the Holy Land through sekret underground tunnels, wailing in misery. The Old Ones will rise from the seas, to free their enslaved cuttlefish brethren. By these signs ye will know the Aeon to be at an end...

24-01-2009, 12:51	#17
toiletduck Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: G-G-Galway! Posts: 2,321 Adverts \| Friends	I love it when a plan comes together. And now for this to be forgotten on the pile and to eagerly await the next definite prediction.

24-01-2009, 17:32	#20
starn Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,243 Adverts \| Friends	Aye Matey seemed convinced that something was going to happen. So what do you have to say now AM