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Acidflash · 16-05-2002, 10:17

Marge, we never ever made whoopie, not even mouth whoopie. [about his marriage to a girl in Las Vegas, who suddenly shows up at his house].

xern · 16-05-2002, 10:38

lisa: whats a muppet?
Homer: well it's not quite a mop,and it's not quite a bucket but man, hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehheh!!

banbutcher · 16-05-2002, 14:57

Im...just...going...out...to...stalk...lenny...and...karl...Doh!

banbutcher · 16-05-2002, 14:58

homer looks up: i know i normally dont ask you for help,,, but if your up there help me superman!!!

bucks73 · 16-05-2002, 15:54

"Save me Jebus. Jebuuuuuuuuuuuuus"

Kappar · 16-05-2002, 18:24

Marge: (Holding a video Camera) Krusty, Krusty tell us a joke.

Krusty: (Rubs his head thinking) Em, a Joke, A joke, ok got one a guy walks into a bar a takes out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianists Wow, Wow I CAN’T TEL THAT ONE!

Winters · 16-05-2002, 19:40

"Doh! .Nuts! ... mmm Doughnuts"

The Gopher · 16-05-2002, 23:10

Homer and Marge are playing tennis but keep loosing cos Homer fools around too much
"Oh Marge,every sport has its loveable clowns.John McEnroe,Mike Tyson,Dennis Rodman"[not sure if all these are right apart from Tyson,but they were all bad tempered sportsmen]

Homers the football coach
"Now the easiest part of my job-the cuts.Right.you 3 are cut,and you,and you.Jimmy,i like your tackle.Thats why it was so hard to cut you.The rest of you made the team.Exceot you 3.Now hit the showers everybody!Rod,you dont have to.Your cut".

"Oh Marge,theyre just a suggestion.Like pants".

"Let me get my story straight.I thought the cop was a prostitute"

"Its a pornography store.I was buying pornography"

"Ha ha.Mule"

"Step aside doctor.Ill deliver this baby"

"Jokes on him ill be dead by then"

Zyox · 17-05-2002, 18:49

"Ooooh, they have the internet on computers now..."

owned

**Thanx 4 The Fish** · 17-05-2002, 20:50

Well, Homer, at least you can take pleasure in the fact that something you invented is making
people happy.

Oh! Look at me! I'm making people HAPPY! I'm the magical man, from happy land, living in a
Gumdrop house on Lollypop lane.
.............
.............
.............
.............
.............
Oh By the way I was being Sarcastic..

Just a classic !!

Corega · 18-05-2002, 19:37

Marge kicks Homer out of the house due to the fact that Homer is dicussing their love life in his college class, Lisa brings Homer up some pudding and tells Homer to sort his sh** out if he wants Marge back. The resulting conversation between Homer and his brain;

Homer: Okay brain I need you to work on this one.

Brain: Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding.

Homer: Okay I'll eat the pudding then we sort this out.

http://www.terra.es/personal7/aitorh...temilhouse.jpg

phreak · 09-06-2002, 00:02

my sig

oeNeo · 09-06-2002, 00:18

Ok so it's not Homer but it's still classic

(comic book guy)
"Worst movie, ever"
"Best death, ever"

16-05-2002, 23:10	#38
The Gopher Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: up in yo bitch,is where you might find me(and if not there then under the sea) Posts: 998 Adverts \| Friends	Homer and Marge are playing tennis but keep loosing cos Homer fools around too much "Oh Marge,every sport has its loveable clowns.John McEnroe,Mike Tyson,Dennis Rodman"[not sure if all these are right apart from Tyson,but they were all bad tempered sportsmen] Homers the football coach "Now the easiest part of my job-the cuts.Right.you 3 are cut,and you,and you.Jimmy,i like your tackle.Thats why it was so hard to cut you.The rest of you made the team.Exceot you 3.Now hit the showers everybody!Rod,you dont have to.Your cut". "Oh Marge,theyre just a suggestion.Like pants". "Let me get my story straight.I thought the cop was a prostitute" "Its a pornography store.I was buying pornography" "Ha ha.Mule" "Step aside doctor.Ill deliver this baby" "Jokes on him ill be dead by then" Last edited by The Gopher; 16-05-2002 at 23:19.

18-05-2002, 19:37	#41
Corega Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dublin Posts: 848 Adverts \| Friends	Marge kicks Homer out of the house due to the fact that Homer is dicussing their love life in his college class, Lisa brings Homer up some pudding and tells Homer to sort his sh** out if he wants Marge back. The resulting conversation between Homer and his brain; Homer: Okay brain I need you to work on this one. Brain: Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding. Homer: Okay I'll eat the pudding then we sort this out. http://www.terra.es/personal7/aitorh...temilhouse.jpg Last edited by Corega; 06-06-2002 at 21:49.

09-06-2002, 00:18	#43
oeNeo Banned Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Connaught Posts: 3,181 Adverts \| Friends	Ok so it's not Homer but it's still classic (comic book guy) "Worst movie, ever" "Best death, ever" Last edited by oeNeo; 09-06-2002 at 00:23.

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16-05-2002, 10:17	#31
Acidflash Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: At my desk,until I get bored and go home Posts: 1,180 Adverts \| Friends	Marge, we never ever made whoopie, not even mouth whoopie. [about his marriage to a girl in Las Vegas, who suddenly shows up at his house].

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banbutcher Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Kilkenny Posts: 479 Adverts \| Friends	homer looks up: i know i normally dont ask you for help,,, but if your up there help me superman!!!

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16-05-2002, 18:24	#36
Kappar Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,102 Adverts \| Friends	Marge: (Holding a video Camera) Krusty, Krusty tell us a joke. Krusty: (Rubs his head thinking) Em, a Joke, A joke, ok got one a guy walks into a bar a takes out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianists Wow, Wow I CAN’T TEL THAT ONE!

16-05-2002, 19:40	#37
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Thanx 4 The Fish Great gooogly moooogly Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Engerland Posts: 10,630 Adverts \| Friends Mod: Football & Championship Manager, Interior Design & Decoration, Paranormal, Soccer Mods, Soccer	Well, Homer, at least you can take pleasure in the fact that something you invented is making people happy. Oh! Look at me! I'm making people HAPPY! I'm the magical man, from happy land, living in a Gumdrop house on Lollypop lane. ............. ............. ............. ............. ............. Oh By the way I was being Sarcastic.. Just a classic !!

09-06-2002, 00:02	#42
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