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SantaHoe · 27-11-2004, 01:30

It'd be interesting trying to convict jesus with something in court wouldn't it?
Law talkin guy: Where were you on the date in question?
Jesus: Everywhere you stupid monkey, get some skillz.

Zombienosh · 27-11-2004, 01:33

jesus and pals

Lawyer: so jesus you say you were everywhere?
jesus: yeah
lawyer: so technically you were at the scene of the crime?
jesus: damnit i guess so

elivsvonchiaing · 27-11-2004, 01:43

Customs and exise: So on the 27th November 3AD you turned 25 gallons of water into wine - you owe us €1,150

elivsvonchiaing · 27-11-2004, 02:18

... Aw wtf. scrapin bottom of barel here. Yes and at the time of perpertation 4:59pm on Sunday, I was legally dead... My resurrecion wasn't until 5:01pm I married Mary Magdelaine.
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Jesus that was a frebee and and a one off ya blew it!

Jesus I was was brought up a Christian never expecting god to give a rat's-ass about me...Holy **** had no idea you hated Christians as much as I did - schwing

Zombienosh · 27-11-2004, 02:22

eh

SantaHoe · 27-11-2004, 02:31

Yeah really, wtf are you talking about... I'm completely lost.
You've trancended our mental plain and have taken on other forms.

Zombienosh · 27-11-2004, 02:33

*keeps the beer flowing*

neuro-praxis · 27-11-2004, 05:24

I win.

I just crawled in the door a few minutes ago.

I had some dodgy fish for dinner, followed by half a bottle of Celbridge off licence's very finest, cheapest vodka, followed by half a bottle of free Champagne courtesy of M&S.

My burps taste like smoked cod, vomit and vodka.

elivsvonchiaing · 27-11-2004, 12:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by -AlcoholicA-

eh

Holy ****! And there wasn't any! Pure booze -omg I'm embarassed

Saruman · 27-11-2004, 19:11

OK i woke up this morning with a horrible hangover... Still i dragged myself out of bed about 9:30, had a dump then went down for loads of water and Pnuts (salty is good) by the time i came back upstairs my head was a lot better. I took a couple of painkillers just in case but i did not need them... Staying in bed to nurse it is a BAD idea people... I went back to bed just to stay warm but not to sleep. My head was ok just a little spongy.

27-11-2004, 01:43	#18
elivsvonchiaing Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The city of the 'Joy Posts: 1,449 Adverts \| Friends	Customs and exise: So on the 27th November 3AD you turned 25 gallons of water into wine - you owe us €1,150 Last edited by elivsvonchiaing; 27-11-2004 at 01:56. Reason: 3 AD wtf was I thining!

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27-11-2004, 01:30	#16
SantaHoe Registered User Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: n. A place where something is or could be located; a site. Posts: 7,025 Adverts \| Friends	It'd be interesting trying to convict jesus with something in court wouldn't it? Law talkin guy: Where were you on the date in question? Jesus: Everywhere you stupid monkey, get some skillz.

27-11-2004, 01:33	#17
Zombienosh Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,794 Adverts \| Friends	jesus and pals Lawyer: so jesus you say you were everywhere? jesus: yeah lawyer: so technically you were at the scene of the crime? jesus: damnit i guess so

27-11-2004, 02:18	#19
elivsvonchiaing Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The city of the 'Joy Posts: 1,449 Adverts \| Friends	... Aw wtf. scrapin bottom of barel here. Yes and at the time of perpertation 4:59pm on Sunday, I was legally dead... My resurrecion wasn't until 5:01pm I married Mary Magdelaine. ===== User usersuspended Jesus that was a frebee and and a one off ya blew it! Jesus I was was brought up a Christian never expecting god to give a rat's-ass about me...Holy **** had no idea you hated Christians as much as I did - schwing

27-11-2004, 02:22	#20
Zombienosh Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,794 Adverts \| Friends	eh

27-11-2004, 02:31	#21
SantaHoe Registered User Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: n. A place where something is or could be located; a site. Posts: 7,025 Adverts \| Friends	Yeah really, wtf are you talking about... I'm completely lost. You've trancended our mental plain and have taken on other forms.

27-11-2004, 02:33	#22
Zombienosh Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,794 Adverts \| Friends	keeps the beer flowing

27-11-2004, 05:24	#23
neuro-praxis Closed Account Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,887 Adverts \| Friends	I win. I just crawled in the door a few minutes ago. I had some dodgy fish for dinner, followed by half a bottle of Celbridge off licence's very finest, cheapest vodka, followed by half a bottle of free Champagne courtesy of M&S. My burps taste like smoked cod, vomit and vodka.

27-11-2004, 19:11	#25
Saruman Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Blanchardstown Posts: 10,623 Adverts \| Friends	OK i woke up this morning with a horrible hangover... Still i dragged myself out of bed about 9:30, had a dump then went down for loads of water and Pnuts (salty is good) by the time i came back upstairs my head was a lot better. I took a couple of painkillers just in case but i did not need them... Staying in bed to nurse it is a BAD idea people... I went back to bed just to stay warm but not to sleep. My head was ok just a little spongy.