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(UK) Vicar hospitalised with potato up his Bum

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  • #62
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Story of the year:D


  • #63
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    kfallon wrote: »
    I'm blue in the face from telling ye men, nothing bigger than a finger should go up there.....two if you are highly experienced :pac:

    Its bananas and cucumbers all the way


  • #64
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,385 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Wonder if the potato was covered in Franks Red Hot Sauce.


  • #65
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    Will it still be a class 2 when they remove it?


  • #66
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,385 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    JustAddWater wrote: »
    Will it still be a class 2 when they remove it?

    The barring order prevent him going near class 2.


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  • #67
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    If I can be serious for a moment. Why is the Metro quoting The Sun as a source? Does the Sun even count as a reliable source?


  • #68
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Well, when he starts off with the body of Christ in his mouth everyday it probably was going to escalate..


  • #69
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Anyway doctor, there I was hanging up me curtains naked when I slipped and this Russian doll fell into my anus.

    Don't like those Russian Dolls, they're so full of themselves.


  • #70
    Elmer Blooker
    Registered Users Posts: 6,033 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    Was he in a tutu?
    He's not strange, he just wants to live his life this way.


  • #71
    Hootanany
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Why would you hang Curtains Naked.


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  • #72
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    If I had a tenner for every time I heard that story over the past few years I'd be fairly well-off by now - bit of a (hospital) urban legend...


  • #73
    Xivilai
    Registered Users Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    Thats how my family hid their potatoes back in the Famine days. These days its just perverted however


  • #74
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    http://top10king.com/crazy-objects-found-in-peoples-bumbums/


  • #75
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    RichieC wrote: »
    There's an old saying out west: If it hasn't got a handle don't stick it up your ring..
    Doors and bicycles come to mind.... or wood burning stove..... ouch!


  • #76
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭im invisible


    token101 wrote: »
    You're being sarcastic. Surely? Please tell me you're being sarcastic? Because if you're not, you're calling me homophobic for suggesting that a guy pouring concrete up his ass is beyond a moron?
    only seeing this now,
    the Darwin awards are given to people who have managed to kill themselves through their own stupidity, usually before they manage to procreate, thus taking thier stupid-genes out of the genepool, for the benefit of future generations of mankind,

    now, i dont think this guy who poured concrete up his ass managed to kill himself, but he was gay, so probably won't passing on his genes anyway...


  • #77
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    benway wrote: »
    No corkscrews in the rectory, obviously.

    No cork screws in the rectum ;)


  • #78
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    benway wrote: »
    No corkscrews in the rectory, obviously.

    *snigger snigger


  • #79
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    What incredible bad luck! I mean bad enough for this sort of thing to happen once, but it seems the exact same thing happened to the poor vicar back in 2008 too:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html


  • #80
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    some random drunk wrote: »
    What incredible bad luck! I mean bad enough for this sort of thing to happen once, but it seems the exact same thing happened to the poor vicar back in 2008 too:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html
    once i can believe, but twice? i honestly don't think he was there to hang curtains. :eek:


  • #81
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

    Sure ye do love.


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  • #82
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    *snigger snigger

    Racist!
    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Story of the rear

    F.Y.P.


  • #83
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    44leto wrote: »
    I remember reading about a case in England when they found a man who bled too death.

    He somehow figured that sodomy would be a good idea with his horse, it wasn't, but the remarkable thing, the coroner estimated it took him about 3 days to die and in agony. He was to embarrassed to seek assistance.

    There's a good but really disturbing documentary about that case:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_(film)

    And something closer to home:

    http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/


  • #84
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    is this the new tayto parked everyone is always on about?


  • #85
    MetalDog
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    vibe666 wrote: »
    is this the new tayto parked everyone is always on about?

    I dunno, maybe it's one of the Mystery Walkers flavours http://www.walkers.co.uk/Home/Index


  • #86
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    MetalDog wrote: »
    I dunno, maybe it's one of the Mystery Walkers flavours http://www.walkers.co.uk/Home/Index
    vicar's hoop flavour?


  • #87
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    token101 wrote: »
    Eh, regardless of what this guy did, is he not entitled to confidentiality? Or does that just go out the window when the situation is funny? I'd sue the hole of that nurse and I'd be wanting her struck off if possible.

    It is confidential. It doesn't give a name. However, good luck to keeping that secret when you go to court.


  • #88
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    That story is exactly like what happened to an old guy living down the road from me.
    He was "changing a light bulb naked" when the light bulb went up he's rear end. Ya....


  • #89
    dilallio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    My flat mate was working as a porter in the Regional Hospital in Galway 15 yrs ago when a man came in one night with a black pudding lodged up his ass. Before removing it, my flatemate had to take him down to x-ray first.
    Now normally, when a patient is sent for an x-ray, the request form includes details like
    "Query - tibula or fibula" or "Query - radius or ulna".
    In this case, the form simply read
    "Query - Denny's or Roscrea" :-)


  • #90
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,684 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The Vicar's not a licker 'cos it's quicker up the gicker when it's slicker not thicker.


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  • #91
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,684 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://themetapicture.com/potato-you-understand-me/


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