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  • 20-02-2012 4:51pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    Got a request for unbanning from that other guy that was banned recently. However you spell his name.

    You know the drill, make with the challenges. Don't disappoint The Leader. He spent the weekend in Cuba smoking what a little old lady TOLD him was a simple cigar, but he now has what looks like a serious case of The Fear. The resulting paranoia will not go well with posts abusing this thread or his prescription LSD.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Write something flattering in your sig about everyone who posts in this thread :D
    For me I want you to say why I'm your favourite boardsie :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Draw a hopscotch game.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    draw a lovely cow with very big soft eyes. I like cows. Maybe you could write a little poem to go with your lovely cow. And you have to give her a name suitable for such a cow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Make Sarky laugh. Not a "lol" with no actual laugh. I want you to actually make him laugh.

    Make with the funny.

    Or, I dunno, draw what the leader saw when tripping balls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    You must post here at 17:40 tomorrow with a picture of a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Also bacon. I'd love to see a picture of some tasty bacon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ah...bears are funny, also bear suits...


  • Registered Users Posts: 347 ✭✭Mr. Boo


    To return to TCN one must eat one's own head. There are quite functional and realistic prosthetics available these, so vanity is no excuse. Craig Doyle was made do it, and so should this guy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Scan the items you selected in a supermarket alphabetically and post the receipt here to prove it...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Fago! wrote: »
    You must post here at 17:40 tomorrow with a picture of a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat!

    I'm not posh and so can't afford plums; best I can do you is an apple wearing aftershave as a hat... at 17.41.

    193811.jpg


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Also bacon. I'd love to see a picture of some tasty bacon.

    193815.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Cook that bacon and make a Ted sammich!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Write something flattering in your sig about everyone who posts in this thread :D
    For me I want you to say why I'm your favourite boardsie :P

    This is what I've come up with so far.
    Sarky, Teddy Tedson,
    Hondasam and Deki too,
    Damo El Diablo y Fago, that's who!
    The greatest living legends
    that ever walked the earth
    They post in tCN, a place of mighty mirth!
    I'm not a 100% happy with it, it's lacking back-handed compliments and on close inspection doesn't make any sense.

    Now I will eat my meat sculpture.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Looks good to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no cow ?:(
    no bears or bear suits ?:(
    :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Sarky wrote: »
    Cook that bacon and make a Ted sammich!

    I'm not really into health food so I don't have any bread but I made this pancakewich.

    193822.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Deki wrote: »
    no cow ?:(
    no bears or bear suits ?:(
    :mad:

    I haven't forgotten you, Deki! I'll get to everyone in time. Here's a pic as a token:

    picture-067-copy.jpg?w=560&h=430

    I'll do something for my sig and include Boo and Cicero too.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Cicero wrote: »
    Scan the items you selected in a supermarket alphabetically and post the receipt here to prove it...

    Today I placed on the conveyor belt an apple, a banana, and a carrot in that order. My receipt said

    "Red Delicous
    Fyffes bananas
    Loose carrots"

    This will be more difficult than I had first anticipated. Damn those tricky supermarkets!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Today I placed on the conveyor belt an apple, a banana, and a carrot in that order. My receipt said

    "Red Delicous
    Fyffes bananas
    Loose carrots"

    This will be more difficult than I had first anticipated. Damn those tricky supermarkets!

    Ha! ..good enough for me...ta..:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    I'm not really into health food so I don't have any bread but I made this pancakewich.

    193822.jpg

    Sweet zombie jesus, I want that so bad.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Amazing so far!! :D:D
    A+

    I want you to thank this post for me where I reported spam like a good citizen should, because I have a feeling that Silverfish ignored my post and thanked The Master instead, who posted it after me, because she doesn't like me:mad:


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=77229501&postcount=1884


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    God, that's Sooo like her.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Sarky wrote: »
    God, that's Sooo like her.
    Probably been dying to do that me for months I'd say. :mad:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,696 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    FINE I thanked it.

    I'm not sure why I didn't.

    Now stop crying, there there, it's okay. Blow your nose? Okay? Okay? Okay. Good. Now. All better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I love happy endings.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    They generally cost a bit more though...
    erm.
    Bah I don't want it thanked now. Un-thank it :mad::mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oh shut up ffs, ye are giving me a headache.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nobody cares, Sam. Be quiet. Christ, you're like Matt with a vagina sometimes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You do care, I know you do.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    He has evidenced some caring tendencies lately. i think he had better put that in check. Who knows what it might lead to.

    re: ftgfop: thank you for the bovine. What's its name?

    .


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