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Answer a question, then ask one! (v.2)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Inside a dogs head. ;)


    Do you have scabies?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Sindri wrote: »
    Do you have scabies?

    No, have been recently certified clean.

    Ever eat Nutella with a spoon?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No

    Ever go to a randy pensioners convention?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Ever go to a randy pensioners convention?

    No but will you let me know where and when the next one is on?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Sorry, I know nothing of randy pensioners.

    Ever shout out Mugabe at a public meeting?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Sorry, I know nothing of randy pensioners.

    Ever shout out Mugabe at a public meeting?

    No but sounds like fun.

    Clean shave or stubble?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Clean shave

    Fart or belch?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Fart or belch?

    Fart.

    Automatic or manual transmission?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Manual

    Diesel or Petrol?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Diesel or Petrol?

    Petrol.

    Coke or heroin?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Heroin

    Syria or North Korea?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    North Korea.




    Sand or Rice?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Rice

    Who is your favourite world leader at the moment?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Kim Jong Un



    Which do you prefer, South Korea or North Korea?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    North Korea, obviously

    Who ate all the prunes?


  • Registered Users Posts: 831 ✭✭✭DubArk


    Prunella Scales





    Top or Bottom?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Top

    If you had one question to ask Josef Fritzl, what would it be?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,829 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Kojak wrote: »
    Top

    If you had one question to ask Josef Fritzl, what would it be?

    how does he like his prunes?

    would you like a prune salad?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    No.


    Do you have a fibre deficiency?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,829 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Sindri wrote: »
    No.


    Do you have a fibre deficiency?

    ask my lawyer

    will you make me a coffee?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Sure

    You want 15 sugars with that?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    Yes please :)

    What are your plans for the day?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Time travelling to the year 2077

    You want anything while I am there?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,829 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Intergalactic lazer please,plutonium powered not sulphate powered please

    can you get that for me?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Sure, but I will need you sort code and bank account details. And then I can wire you the monies DIRECTLY.

    So you have them numbers to hand?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Yes.

    Why are all the good marketing books gone? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Why are all the good marketing books gone? :(

    Someone's Daddy bought them for them.

    Do you drive?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    No, I hate cars and don't see the point of them when you live in a city.

    Have you ever had food poisoning?


  • Registered Users Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Shhh


    Once, after dodgy mussels. 24hours of.... HELL... Didn't believe it could happen. Couldn't look at mussels for a year.

    do you like oysters?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,551 ✭✭✭Eroticplants


    Yuck no. Too similar to lady bits for my liking.

    Why do people buy into the aphrodisiac thing?


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