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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,916 ✭✭✭Flecktarn


    3168 users online


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: oh ****, is that you josh?!
    You: Yeah!
    Stranger: haha what are the odds
    Stranger: jess is here too
    You: I know so weird, say he to jess for me
    Stranger: are you coming out to the party on theusday?
    Stranger: go on fcbk
    You: Yeah what time
    Stranger: around 9 is what we're telling ppl
    You: Ok you gona bang someone?
    Stranger: i was hoping you..
    Stranger: didn't we agree to it?
    You: yeah dude sure
    Stranger: just bring some extra condoms, jess wants in too
    You: **** him he's ugly
    Stranger: jessica?
    Stranger: lol she's ur ex!
    Stranger: listen go on facebook
    Stranger: we'lltalk there k
    You: exactly
    Stranger: luv ya hun
    You: Give us a pic
    Stranger: http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb234/saltnbattery1642/hot-unc-college-girl.jpg
    Stranger: u forgot what i look like?
    You: Nah just razzing u!
    Stranger: alrighty hun
    Stranger: i'll see you soon
    Stranger: *muah*
    You: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Haven't encountered racism before on this:


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi~
    Stranger: are you white person?!
    You: yes.
    Stranger: oh
    You: why?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: nice copy and pasting
    Stranger: real original
    You: thanks thought you'd like it
    Stranger: sarcasm, ya heard of it?
    You: i pride myself on my originality
    You: now where did i put that dictionary
    Stranger: oh that's clever
    You: like a cat
    Stranger: not quite
    Stranger: those things are geniuses
    You: Sure are! Prefer dogs myself tho
    Stranger: I hate you
    You: I hate me too...... walks away with head hanging down in shame
    Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
    Stranger: what an emo!
    You: hate is such a strong word
    Stranger: that's why I use it
    Stranger: no witty response?
    You: <insert witty response>
    Stranger: if only it were that simple
    You: yeah! *sighs*.... check out boards.ie for more wit
    Stranger: you can't get your wit from others
    Stranger: it has to be natural
    You: How can you obtain this natural wit you speak of
    Stranger: you just have it
    Stranger: or you don't
    You: do i have it mr.stranger
    Stranger: I don't think so, but I'm not qualified to judge
    You: would you consider yourself as witty mr. stranger man
    Stranger: I would, but I guess my assesment is a bit biased
    You: slightly... so where ya from
    Stranger: Canada
    You: Nice! I once knew a girl from Canada
    Stranger: "once new a girl" eh?
    Stranger: wink wink
    Stranger: nudgde nudge
    You: well i worked with her.... (no inuendo's please)
    Stranger: "worked with her" did you?
    You: From Halifax
    Stranger: I bet you worked on all kinds of things together
    You: Yeah the coffee machine, the cash register
    Stranger: kinky stuff
    You: indeed... Oh i'm from Ireland btw
    Stranger: oh cool
    Stranger: anywhay
    You: whistles
    Stranger: *cricket sounds*
    You: taps foot on ground while looking at ground
    Stranger: *looks at watch repeatedly*
    You: *takes out mobile phone(cell) and presses random buttons*
    Stranger: well, if we're not talking anymore, I guess I'll go
    You: nice weather were havin
    Stranger: boring!
    Stranger: goodbye
    You: bye mr.stranger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    You: Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: You: Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    You: Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: You: Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    You: ok this has gotten old already

    You have disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


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    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    Stranger: asl?

    You: 17 yes please anywhere

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Mr.Obvious


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: Hey 17 m wants sexy girl with pics
    You: ok
    You: if you answer me one hot question
    Stranger: anything
    You: cool
    You: actually two
    Stranger: ok
    You: (they're both related)
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: go ahead
    You: http://www.littleblackcherry.co.uk/ekmps/shops/yasmilena/resources/image/natural%20scene%20girl.jpg
    You: that's my clothed pic btw
    You: ok
    You: so
    You: have you ever seen your mom's pussy?
    You: how hairy was it?
    Stranger: yes and it was nasty
    Stranger: and hairy
    You: hahahaha
    Stranger: dont wanna think of it
    You: good job
    Stranger: your hot!!!!!!!!
    You: i'm fapping to this btw
    You: and that's not me
    Stranger: why not
    You: so tell me about your mother's pussy
    You: what age were you at the time?
    Stranger: only if you send me naked pics
    You: i'm too busy fapping tbh
    You: this is hot
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Just had the wierdest one yet, I think someone created a code to allow multiple users chat in Omegle, I actually thing it is genuine because the command information displays immediately, its not a copy and paste job, plus there is no "stranger is typing" displaying at the bottom as usually happens. I'm still using it, this is it so far:
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Please enter your desired username. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
    You: Darwin
    Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
    You: Darwin
    Stranger: Prove you're human by answering this question. Don't use punctuation:
    Stranger: What color is the sky?
    You: blue
    Stranger:
    Welcome to the chat!
    Stranger:
    NOW WITH USERNAME COMPLETION: you only need to type the first few letters of a name to kick or PM.
    Stranger:
    Type /help if you're confused.
    You: /help
    Stranger:
    This is a bot that allows you to have a chat with multiple strangers (7 at max). It is not affiliated in any way with Omegle. It was just made by a nerd with no life. You can view part of the code at http://pastebin.com/f6d42bbac. It's in Python!
    Stranger:
    Your admin for today is: [admin]caleb. Admins cannot be kicked, and have OVER 9000 kick votes.
    Stranger:
    If you want to contact the creator, his email address is thehyphenator9@gmail.com
    Stranger:
    For a list of commands, type /commands.
    Stranger:
    brit has joined the chat!
    Stranger: brit: hi
    You: /commands
    Stranger:
    Commands:
    Stranger:
    /list - lists all usernames.
    Stranger:
    /info - provides info about this.
    Stranger:
    /name - shows your username.
    Stranger:
    /me - sends text in the third person, just like in IRC.
    Stranger:
    /kick <username> - votes for kicking someone. Once they get 3 votes, they're out.
    Stranger:
    /unkick <username> - does the opposite.
    Stranger:
    /getkick <username> - get how many kick votes someone has.
    Stranger:
    /msg <username> <message> - sends a private message to someone.
    Stranger:
    /nick <new name> - changes your name to new name.
    Stranger:
    brit disconnected, getting another stranger...
    You: /list
    Stranger:
    List of all usernames:
    Stranger:
    [admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin
    You: /name
    Stranger:
    Your username is: Darwin
    You: /info
    Stranger:
    Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
    You: hello
    You: /msg<caleb><hi>
    Stranger:
    Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
    Stranger:
    JohnnyWilko1 has joined the chat!
    Stranger: JohnnyWilko1: Hi
    Stranger: JohnnyWilko1: IT'S OVER 9000!!!1!!!
    Stranger:
    JohnnyWilko1 disconnected, getting another stranger...
    You: is this real?
    You: /users
    Stranger:
    Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
    You: /list
    Stranger:
    List of all usernames:
    Stranger:
    [admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin
    You: /kick bigsexy69
    Stranger:
    bigsexy69 has 1/3 kick votes.
    You: /kick bigsexy69
    Stranger:
    You have already voted to kick bigsexy69.
    You: oh
    Stranger:
    Jonasbrothurs has joined the chat!
    You: /msg caleb Hi
    Stranger:
    Username not found.
    Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Jonas
    You: /msg Jonasbrothurs Hello
    Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: but the fires in our heartw
    Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Hearts
    Stranger:
    hahaha has joined the chat!
    Stranger: hahaha: diediediedie
    Stranger: hahaha: die
    Stranger:
    hahaha disconnected, getting another stranger...
    You: dude, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone
    Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Joe jonas > sex
    You: wtf is this?
    Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Nick jonas > sex
    Stranger: Jonasbrothurs: Kevin jonas > life&sex
    Stranger:
    Jonasbrothurs disconnected, getting another stranger...
    Stranger:
    doggy has joined the chat!
    You: this is odd
    You: but i like it
    Stranger:
    Penis has joined the chat!
    You: /me hmmm
    Stranger: Darwin hmmm
    Stranger: Penis: So guys.
    Stranger: Penis: Wanna have gay sex?
    You: /info
    Stranger:
    Command not recognized. Type /commands for a list of commands.
    You: /getkick Darwin
    Stranger:
    Darwin has 0/3 kick votes.
    You: /list
    Stranger:
    List of all usernames:
    Stranger:
    [admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin, doggy, Penis
    Stranger:
    lalaland has joined the chat!
    Stranger: lalaland: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: Penis: Hi. Wanna have gay sex?
    You: no thanks
    You: /kick Penis
    Stranger:
    Penis has 1/3 kick votes.
    Stranger: Penis: I'm going to gay rape you then.
    Stranger: Penis: Bend over or I'll make you.
    Stranger: lalaland: hey penis!
    Stranger: lalaland: dont be so sexist!
    Stranger: Penis: Hey.
    Stranger: Penis: I'm not.
    Stranger: lalaland: okii
    Stranger: Penis: Darwin, I don't see you bending over.
    You: oooh, too quick
    Stranger: lalaland: you seem like a nice fella
    Stranger:
    lalaland disconnected, getting another stranger...
    You: not real
    Stranger: Penis: Guess he only likes sexists.
    Stranger: Penis: What are you talking about?
    You: those replies were too fast
    Stranger: Penis: Which? Lalas?
    You: when u replied "I'm not"
    Stranger: Penis: I'm a fast typer
    You: no way
    You: it only just appeared
    Stranger: Penis: Yep
    Stranger: Penis: Sorry
    Stranger: Penis: Yep
    Stranger: Penis: Sorry.
    You: you had like 1 second
    You: impossible
    Stranger: Penis: Yep. Sorry.
    Stranger: Penis: Not really.
    You: I'm suspicious
    Stranger: Penis: That's nice, dear.
    You: had me going though
    You: fair play
    Stranger: Penis: What does it matter if that one specific reply was fake anyway? It answered the implication.
    Stranger: Penis: And the rest of this is obviously not fake
    You: It is well done
    You: I'll give you that
    Stranger: Penis: What the hell are you talking about?
    Stranger: Penis: Honestly
    Stranger: Penis: Ask me a question and I'll answer it.
    You: You had me going
    You: seriously
    Stranger: Penis: *facepalm*
    Stranger: Penis: Right.
    You: lol
    Stranger: Penis: *sticks his cock in your ass*
    You: I should have gotten suspicious when no Chinese people appeared
    You: oh dear
    You: I was owned
    Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
    Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
    Stranger: Penis: *thrusts*
    Stranger: Penis: *pulls out and ejaculates all over your ass*
    You: well done
    You: /list
    Stranger:
    List of all usernames:
    Stranger:
    [admin]caleb, bigsexy69, ClassyEuroGuy, Darwin, doggy, Penis
    Stranger: Penis: Thanks.
    Stranger: Penis: I know I'm a little quick, but
    Stranger: Penis: I usually touch all the right spots
    Stranger: Penis: Want a reach around?
    You: no thanks
    Stranger: Penis: *sticks his cock back in your ass*
    Stranger: Penis: *massages your cock with one hand and gropes your balls with the other*
    Stranger: Penis: *thrusts repeatedly*
    You: what balls?
    You: girls don't have balls
    You: lol
    Stranger: Penis: Yes they do.
    You: whatever
    Stranger: Penis: You've never seen yourself naked?
    Stranger: Penis: Right.
    Stranger: Penis: Whatever.
    Stranger: Penis: I like how you didn't deny that girls have cocks though.
    Stranger: Penis: So you're a tranny?
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: Penis: Howdy.
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: this chat room was a bitch to set up
    You: <msg>caleb hello
    Stranger: Penis: I bet.
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: and I stayed up all night to get it going
    Stranger: Penis: [admin]caleb: just like my mom. my mom is a bitch. especially when i suck her cock.
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: but fell asleep a couple hours ago
    Stranger: Penis: Quotes from our private messages.
    Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: hello people
    Stranger: Penis: No one likes Europeans.
    You: I'm European
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: **** that, I'm cool with Europeans
    Stranger: Penis: Well then no one likes you either.
    Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: : )
    You: actually this might be genuine
    Stranger: Penis: : (
    Stranger: bigsexy69: I'm european too
    Stranger: bigsexy69: I'm from Poland
    Stranger: Penis: Germany was here
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: cool
    Stranger: Penis: Poland is a ******
    Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: I'm from Estonia
    You: IRELAND!!!
    Stranger:
    Penis has 9002/3 kick votes.
    Stranger:
    Penis disconnected, getting another stranger...
    Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: hahah
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: lol
    Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: over nine thousand kick votes
    Stranger: bigsexy69: haha
    You: +1
    Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: ok movie started, I'll be back after some time
    Stranger: ClassyEuroGuy: don't kick me
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: ok
    You: how was this done?
    Stranger:
    username1 has joined the chat!
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: this is a python script that I'm running on my pc
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: Basically, it connects to omegle several times
    Stranger: username1: ok
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: So I'm individually connected to all of you
    Stranger: username1: and?
    Stranger: username1: what can you do?
    You: oh ok
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: it takes all of your text and my text and sends it to everybody
    You: i see
    You: you wrote the script?
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: also, I did not make the script but I got it from the guy who did
    You: o
    Stranger: username1: ingenious
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: It's pretty useful
    You: why?
    Stranger: username1: why?
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: this chatroom has been going since some time early this morning (eastern time)
    You: ok
    Stranger: username1: how many people are in it?
    Stranger: [admin]caleb: Just because talking to one person gets boring after a while
    Stranger: bigsexy69: celeb, you should make the questions harder to weed out idiots


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    Stranger: hey , can we continue connect? (keep the touch)

    Stranger: no ?

    You: Maybe

    Stranger: ??

    You: Is this where you send me your messenger link, and you're really a Russian prostitute and then you keep sending me emails telling me that I could have a bigger penis?

    Stranger: Yes

    Stranger: .........@hanmail.net


  • Registered Users Posts: 234 ✭✭shanemort


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: damn whos a sexy bitch
    You: where ya from
    You: Im a sexy bithc
    Stranger: good. top or bottom
    You: eh
    You: i think you'll find thats homo talk!
    Stranger: boy or girl
    You: boy
    You: that matters why
    Stranger: are you gay
    You: no i am not, Are you?
    Stranger: no im a girl, haha,
    You: k
    You: bit odd arent u
    Stranger: do u wanna have cyber sex?
    Stranger: i've been told im good
    You: i just had real sex
    Stranger: even better
    You: with a real person
    You: well i think she was real
    Stranger: are you horny
    You: na sleepy now
    You: and hungry
    You: are you
    Stranger: VERY
    You: Sure go pull the box outta yourself
    Stranger: ..?
    You: pull your box off
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    You: lo
    You: im hungry]
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: me too
    You: what ya goina hve
    You: have
    Stranger: nothin
    Stranger: u??
    You: Boiled egg and toast
    Stranger: cool
    You: Then cut the grass
    You: wher eu at
    Stranger: india
    Stranger: u?
    You: irekand
    Stranger: irekand?
    Stranger: whrs that?
    You: ireland
    You: beside UK
    Stranger: oh ok :p
    You: you shoudll know loads of your friends are here
    Stranger: o.o
    Stranger: huh?
    You: yep they make crappy sambwiches and piss me off
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: why do you guys all smell
    Stranger: :S
    Stranger: u...r stupid
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Mr.Obvious


    I was trolling as usual when i got this unusual response;
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    You: f?

    Stranger: yeh

    You: can i ask you a question?

    Stranger: yeh

    You: do you ever stick objects up your vagina for sexual pleasure?

    You:and if so, what?

    Stranger: no

    You: no?

    Stranger: can i tell u something

    Stranger: just so guys get this in to their heads

    You: yes

    Stranger: girls do not need to masturbate in anyway

    Stranger: it hurts to stick things up there

    Stranger: so why on earth

    You: really?

    Stranger: would they do that

    Stranger: yes

    You: then why do people go on about cucumbers all the time?

    Stranger: that is why when ur having sex with a girl u give her pleasure then u get urs

    Stranger: because they r whores

    Stranger: and do it to impress guys

    Stranger: girls don't need to masturbate like guys do

    You: so it's not actually enjoyable?

    You: wait!!!!

    Stranger: no

    You: are you saying straight up vaginal sex

    You: isn't pleasurable for girls?

    Stranger: yes i'm saying it hurts

    You: wtf?

    Stranger: just like anal sex does as well that hurts wayyy more though

    You: then why would girls sleep around with guys then?

    You: if they didn't enjoy it

    Stranger: because she does it for them

    Stranger: ok ok a whore does it

    Stranger: cause they have no respect for themselves

    Stranger: and something has happened to them

    Stranger: that makes them want to get pain

    Stranger: so they could either get depressed

    Stranger: or be a whore

    You: I don;t understand. Why would a girl have a one night stand?

    Stranger: or do something else

    You: i can understand if she loved a guy

    Stranger: that honestly i don't know

    Stranger: who understands sluts?

    Stranger: i don't, i hate them

    You: being a girl, i thought you'd understand them better than me

    Stranger: yeh sorry

    Stranger: if i was a slut

    Stranger: i would tell u

    Stranger: i'll tell u though

    Stranger: when u get married

    Stranger: and ur wife is like 35

    You: i want to have sex with her every night

    Stranger: and u got married when she was like 25

    You: yes

    Stranger: then she would enjoy sex

    You: would it not still be painful?

    Stranger: yep that's how it is after awhile it doesn't hurt

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: how do guys no know this

    Stranger: not**

    Stranger: seriously

    Stranger: how old r u

    You: honestly

    You: 21

    You: :)

    Stranger: ok for own good

    Stranger: when ur having sex with a girl

    You: everyone says that women get as much pleasure from sex as men do

    Stranger: please her first

    You: some people even say they get more

    Stranger: that is so so sos sosososo not true

    Stranger: they r probs men who say that to make themselves feel better

    Stranger: why don't u go ask ur mum

    Stranger: she would tell u the same thing i am

    You: ewww]

    Stranger: can u go tell ur guy friend's as well i hate how they don't know this

    You: why would i talk to my mum about sex?

    Stranger: meh i don't know

    Stranger: some guys do

    Stranger: some don't

    Stranger: ok anyway

    Stranger: have u learnt something

    You: yes

    You: thank you

    Stranger: pleasure

    You: but i think you are a troll

    Stranger: no i'm just very smart

    You: when i have sex with my woman i'm just going to have sex with her

    Stranger: and i'm telling u the truth

    You: no messing around

    Stranger: man **** u

    Stranger: ur so selfish

    Stranger: it's guys like u

    Stranger: no wonder woman get sad

    You: but i'd still love her

    Stranger: ur to damn slefish

    Stranger:and r run by ur dicks

    You: hey c'mon

    You: you don't realise all the stuff guys do for girls

    Stranger: it's true

    You: that they take for granted

    You: sex is our reward :)

    Stranger: scientifically there is a nerve running from ur dick to ur head so honestly all guys r dickhead

    You: now i'm really thinking you are a troll

    Stranger: oh please tell me what u do that is so ****ing great?

    Stranger: u chat up a girl just to **** her

    Stranger: then u leave her

    You: you don't know me

    You: why would i leave her?

    Stranger: i'm using at an example...

    You: I don't think girls can fall in love the way guys can

    Stranger: i agree with that

    Stranger: GUYS DONT FALL IN LOVE

    You: hahaha

    Stranger: they just want to **** everythng that moves

    You: if you're trying to pretend you're not a troll you've just lost

    Stranger: i don;t care what u think

    Stranger: u know what

    Stranger: i just did u a favour by telling u

    Stranger: wasting my precious time

    Stranger: and now ur being rude

    You: you're saying that guys can't fall in love

    Stranger: god ur just like a player

    You: i find that offensive

    Stranger: but they don't

    Stranger: yeh u should it is

    Stranger: look i'm sorry

    Stranger: i love guys

    Stranger: but i ****ing hate them

    You: hahaha

    You: methinks you are a dyke

    Stranger: dude i'm not a lesbian

    Stranger: but cool i know i'm not

    You: why are you so bitter then?

    Stranger: if u think i am i don't care

    Stranger: long story

    You: if you ever end up going out with a guy

    You: who is actually in love with you

    You: then you'll understand what i mean

    Stranger: that could never happen

    Stranger: i think woman that have boyrfiends r robots

    You: guys do an aweful lot for girls that girls take for granted

    Stranger: guys can never be commited

    Stranger: it's just a myth

    You: hahaha

    Stranger: ok dude i will agree with u

    Stranger: only if u tell me what they do

    You: I don't know, they're looknig out for her, protecting her.

    You: going out of their way to make her feel comfortable, buying her stuff ect.

    Stranger: i had a boyfriend for 2 months and not once did he buy me a thing

    You: 2 months?

    Stranger: that's only a robot man

    Stranger: they r not true

    You: clearly there were no feelings involved

    Stranger: clearly on his part

    Stranger: ****ing bastard

    Stranger: not u him

    Stranger: god anyway all i'm saying

    Stranger: that where i live

    Stranger: guys **** girls

    Stranger: leave them

    Stranger: then they bitch

    You: obviously you're going for the wrong guys

    Stranger: they r all man whores

    Stranger: but hey if u aren't like that

    You: if you meet them in a club yes

    Stranger: if u r one of those amazing ones that buys the woman stuff and treats her really really good

    Stranger:then at the end of the day

    Stranger: u can **** her as much as u like

    Stranger: cause u have done that

    You: :D

    Stranger: it's different when u r actually nice

    Stranger: obviously i am

    Stranger: can i say something

    Stranger: guys don't realise one thing

    Stranger: girls love sweet guys

    Stranger: if u r sweet and treat her well

    Stranger: she will do anything

    Stranger: and u will get soo many girls

    You: i don't want so many girls

    You: i only want one

    Stranger: well see

    Stranger: that is cute

    You: hahaha i wouldn't call myself a sweet guy

    You: have you forgotten how i started this conversation?

    Stranger: yep i totally have

    Stranger: oh right

    Stranger: well u were probs ****

    You: no

    Stranger: hey there can be nice guys who ****

    You: i'm in the college computer rooms

    Stranger: haha oh

    You: besides i already wanked this morning

    You: before i got out of bed

    You: :D

    Stranger: jesus

    Stranger: alright now it's my turn

    Stranger: what honestly do guys want in a girl

    You: a girl who is not a bitch

    You: or bitter towards men

    You: who has respect for them

    Stranger: hey i keep this all locked in side of me when i meet guys

    You: and is emotionally stable

    Stranger: any girl can be a bitch

    Stranger: and guys r the one to talk

    Stranger: they r so bitchy

    Stranger: bunch of ****ing fags

    You: i don't bitch

    Stranger: yeh that's just what u think

    Stranger: as if u don;t bitch about some whore to ur mates

    You: if i have a problem with what someone is doing

    You: i will say it to their face

    You: like a man

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    I wonder why she disconnected at the end. Hardly the worst thing i said :confused:.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭snicket


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: I am 17
    You: cool

    Stranger: are you give msn make friend

    Stranger: ???

    Stranger: pls

    :pac:

    this thing is addictive ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Stranger: hey
    You: woof

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ........................................

    Stranger: hello

    You: hi joe

    You: i thought you had gone

    Stranger: i hadn;t gone

    You: ok- so what were you saying about your dad anyway, where you help him hide the body? arent you worried about fingerprints?

    Stranger: um

    Stranger: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ....................................................




    Stranger: hi

    You: i look for husband

    Stranger: sexy girl?


    You: you look for wife?

    You: i can be wife

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: ageE?

    You: i dont understand

    Stranger: age?

    You: 51

    Stranger: bye

    You: i dont understand

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Stranger: HI


    You: would you be my boyfriends


    Stranger: Where are you from?


    You: wales


    Stranger: SORRY I'm from Taiwan


    You: but i love you


    Stranger: so?


    You: BUT I LOVE YOU I NEED A BOYFRIEND


    You: MY ONE BROKE UP WITH ME


    Stranger: so?


    You: I HAVE TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS

    Stranger: so?

    You: ILL LET YOU FEEL MY BOOB


    Stranger: No!

    You: i only have one atm but the otherone will grow soon


    Stranger: 我跟本看不懂你再說3小


    Stranger: 請說 中文 謝


    You: i love you too xxx


    Stranger: 干我闢室


    You: THATS A GREAT IDEA- LETS HAVE A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    :D:D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭snicket


    You: hi there
    Stranger: MLIA
    You: ok
    You: FML
    Stranger: no.
    Stranger: FML is whingey
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
    :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    Stranger: hello

    You: hello

    Stranger: how are you?

    You: not good my dog just died:(

    Stranger: really im sorry what happened?

    You: it was the alcohol killed him!

    Stranger: Your dog drank alcohol????:O

    You: No he got hit by a budweiser truck

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 515 ✭✭✭sharky86


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: hello are you gay or bi male on MSN with a CAM ?? I m male 17

    You have disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    This is brillant,from last night!



    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: do u lv me
    You: ya
    Stranger: ur male
    You: i love you like a fat kid loves cake
    You: im female
    Stranger: m/f??
    Stranger: ohh
    You: yes
    Stranger: i was scared..if u wer not female...'cuz i m not a gay
    You: im a female dont worry
    You: wat ur name
    Stranger: thnxx
    Stranger: sush
    Stranger: ur??
    You: laura
    You: age
    Stranger: wow..beautiful name
    Stranger: 21
    Stranger: u?
    You: thank you so much
    You: im 19
    Stranger: great
    Stranger: my lv was true then
    Stranger: :)
    You: what do you mean?
    You: do you believe in fate?
    Stranger: some wat...but still waiting
    Stranger: to meet u
    Stranger: :)
    You: lol
    You: where you from?
    Stranger: kidding ..dont worry
    You: lol
    Stranger: india
    Stranger: u?
    You: humour i love it
    You: im from bangladesh
    Stranger: ohk
    Stranger: cool
    You: are you in IT?
    Stranger: wats ur height
    You: im 5'9
    You: what about you?
    Stranger: yeah...how do u know dat.......i m doing my bachelor's degree in IT
    Stranger: i m short...around 5' 10'
    Stranger: :)
    You: because India is becoming a knowledge economy
    Stranger: ohky
    You: with IT and science
    Stranger: but recession is spoiling everything here
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: wat abt u??
    You: im a website designer
    Stranger: great i love dat work...i have a subject.."web technology" this semester
    You: im designing a new website at the moment
    Stranger: good
    You: you wanna have a look and tell me if its good?
    Stranger: yeah sure...cud i see u in dat site??
    You: yeah there is a nice pic of me in it
    Stranger: give me the link
    You: www.meatspin.com
    Stranger: :)
    Stranger: jus wait i m jus lookin at it...so dont go
    You: ok
    You: watch the video
    You: im in it
    Stranger: dats horrible
    You: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
    You: FIXED YOU
    You: LMAO
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭ChumpStain


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Howdy
    Stranger: m/f
    Stranger: sala
    You: why does that matter? we'll never see each other anyway
    You: what's sala?
    You: do you want a salad?
    Stranger: stop asking q's
    Stranger: bharwa
    Stranger: tel me f/m
    Stranger: f/m?
    You: questions are great and what's bharwa, I like your gibberish ways
    You: f/m you say? yes I do play football manager, do you???
    Stranger: o just **** offffffff
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭Stones85


    Stranger: hi

    You: feck off if you're chinese

    Stranger: no i`m from holland

    You: thank god

    Stranger: you

    You: ireland

    Stranger: o nice :D

    You: are you from amsterdam?

    Stranger: no

    You: rotterdam?

    Stranger: no

    You: ajax?

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: from Echt

    You: echt and sketch?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 340 ✭✭ADTR


    Omegle is lame.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    Some shíthead from Kilkenny got me good.

    Stranger: Knock knock

    You : Whos there?

    Stranger : Disco

    You : Disco who?

    Stranger : Disconnected

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    ADTR wrote: »
    Omegle is lame.

    and you post in a thread of people who use it to say that?
    Now that's lame.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭Harpie


    You: um bongo
    Stranger: hey ya
    You: hey ya!
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: f
    You: u?
    Stranger: m
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: Kansas
    Stranger: pretty far away from where i come from
    Stranger: im from poland
    You: Oh wow
    You: very far
    You: I'm a singer :)
    Stranger: yeah
    You: what do you do?
    Stranger: im in advertising business
    Stranger: singer!
    Stranger: is it possible i know u? ;)
    You: you could advertise me hahaha
    You: You might! I'm pretty well know in America and on the internet
    You: Would you like to see my myspace?
    Stranger: yeah, sure
    Stranger: send me link please :)
    You: http://www.myspace.com/tinaecmusic
    You: :)
    You: i hope u like my songs
    You: and maybe become fan?
    Stranger: i\'ll see it right away!
    You: thank you!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭Harpie


    Stranger: iam going to kill myself
    Stranger: )':
    Stranger: **** my LIFE
    You: Oh noes!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭ChumpStain


    You: ahoy ahoy

    Stranger: have you ever seen a narwhale?

    You: yes, several times

    Stranger: what in person

    Stranger: :o

    You: yeah just last week in fact

    Stranger: WHY MUST YOU TURN THIS PLACE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES

    You: i'm not a liar, but there's no way i can prove myself so unfortunately I can't change your opinion!

    You: Do you think this website flies in the face of everything your parents taught you?

    Stranger: My parents never taught me not to talk to strangers. Did yours tell you not to

    You: yeah but ironically they had kidnapped me at the age of 4 from my natural parents, they said it was the best way to teach me not to talk to strangers

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    I've met narwhale man, hes weird...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    They always disconnect you if you say your Irish:eek::eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭mr_november


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: i like ur mom

    You: my daddy said im not allowed to talk to strangers...

    You: my moms your mom

    Stranger: so we are brothers :)

    Stranger: or sisters:)

    You: thats disgusting...

    Stranger: or both

    You: we'll never know...

    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭mr_november


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: 21/f/uk looking to trade pics with other females. :)

    You: is sex wrong?

    Stranger: never

    You: my mammy says it is

    You: i will trade pics

    Stranger: what is your name?

    Stranger: hornyanna123@live.co.uk

    You: madeline

    Stranger: that is my email

    You: im 12

    You: what age are you

    You: do you like 12 year olds?

    Stranger: oh no

    Stranger: sorry

    You: im telling mammy


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  • Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭mr_november


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: hi

    You: its my birthday

    Stranger: horny ??

    Stranger: happy b-day :)

    You: have you a present for me?

    Stranger: m or f?

    Stranger: :)

    You: f

    Stranger: age?

    You: 12 today

    Stranger: :)

    You: what is horny?

    Stranger: if u send me a pic of u, i wiil have a big present for you :)

    Stranger: can u send??

    You: i think so

    You: mammy took a picture of me today so i will send that

    Stranger: ok :)

    You: theres a picture of me with my friends on a website

    Stranger: ok

    You: lemonparty.org

    You: my friends mammy set it up for us

    Stranger: is it sexy ??

    Stranger: :)

    You: maybe you wont like it

    You: tell me what you think

    You: not sexy

    Stranger: omg! u look very ugly

    Stranger: U R VERY UGLY


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