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My sister caught me spying on her having a bath,what do i do?

  • 15-07-2012 4:29pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭OMARS_COMING_


    -argument with sister
    -i go bathroom to urinate
    -sister goes into bathroom and runs bath
    -i realise my wallet and keys are in
    bathroöm
    -i knock and ask for them
    -she tells me to fcuk off
    -i decide to try force her to open up by
    turning of the light switch
    -i wait but she doesnt move
    -i see light coming from bathroom
    -i peek in key hole and see candle
    -sister sees my eye and starts screaming
    -thinks im a pervert

    What do i do?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Fap?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,042 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Just keep on licking windows. You'll be grand


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    xhamster


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,878 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    i bet you feel bad for getting a boner


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    pervert


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Also, I've never seen a bathroom door with a keyhole.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,467 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Being a Peeping Tom is sooo 70s.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Show your lack of erection as proof of you not enjoying what you saw.

    That'll clear the air.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    OP's palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy, there's vomit on the sweater already, mom's spaghetti.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    -argument with sister
    -i go bathroom to urinate
    -sister goes into bathroom and runs bath
    -i realise my wallet and keys are in
    bathroöm
    -i knock and ask for them
    -she tells me to fcuk off
    -i decide to try force her to open up by
    turning of the light switch
    -i wait but she doesnt move
    -i see light coming from bathroom
    -i peek in key hole and see candle
    -sister sees my eye and starts screaming
    -thinks im a pervert

    What do i do?

    First person on Boards to ever use the word urinate.... its piss,slash etc.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,369 ✭✭✭Skuxx


    Write a book about it, havnt u heard of the 50 shades of grey!! Chicks love this horny sh1t!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    What's your address so that I can come round and investigate this 'sister' of yours.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,198 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Wow ,thats handy,having a candle on standby in the bathroom and the matches. one of those scented ones i persume.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    OP that's not even one bit funny, you sound like a pervert spying on your own sister, how sad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    That's why you plug the hole with tissue....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭Spore


    The answer is in the title - you spied on her - not, like, accidentally walked in on, your sister... having a bath... But spying... You're in the big league of perverts - well done! Society abhors you and we all wish death on you! Congrats, now just stop posting on the internet and fuck off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 127 ✭✭whendovescry


    jump in the bath with her so she KNOWS you're a pervert, that will make it much less awkward in the long run, trust me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Depends, is she decent looking?


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Also, I've never seen a bathroom door with a keyhole.
    Then how do you lock your bathroom door?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    With a name like OMARS COMING I dot think you've done yourself any favours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    The answer really depends on how hot she is. Pictures would come in handy... Teehee, 'come in handy', there'll be a lot of that when we get the pictures.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭ Reyna Abundant Tapeworm


    phasers wrote: »
    Then how do you lock your bathroom door?

    He doesn't. Believe me. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Copy and paste from 4chan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    hondasam wrote: »
    OP that's not even one bit funny, you sound like a pervert spying on your own sister, how sad.

    He gets dumped the other night and now is trying to perv on his sister. The depravity


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭arse..biscuits


    Also, I've never seen a bathroom door with a keyhole.

    Key = glory


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,198 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    The doors locked ,most people would leave the key in the door, you wouldn't see much with the key in the door!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭Lumbo


    Complement her. Chicks love that sort of stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Lumbo wrote: »
    Complement her. Chicks love that sort of stuff.

    I can imagine it now

    "Sis, you have a lovely fanny"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    -argument with sister
    -i go bathroom to urinate
    -sister goes into bathroom and runs bath
    -i realise my wallet and keys are in
    bathroöm
    -i knock and ask for them
    -she tells me to fcuk off
    -i decide to try force her to open up by
    turning of the light switch
    -i wait but she doesnt move
    -i see light coming from bathroom
    -i peek in key hole and see candle
    -sister sees my eye and starts screaming
    -thinks im a pervert

    What do i do?

    You and your sister are in your sixties right?


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