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Speak with an AI- CleverBot!

  • 07-11-2009 11:39pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    www.cleverbot.com

    It's like omegle, but is an AI! Halfway though, I started speaking in Irish and it replied in Irish! I've wasted my evening on this... Enjoy!


    (Apologies if this has been done, I searched but didn't find any results!)


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Speaking with a robot?
    Its a dumb bot. Doesn't know one quote from futurama.


  • Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭DevilsBreath


    Hum you can speak to it in binary. interesting.


  • Posts: 17,381 Manuel Dirty Pensioner


    picture2isx.png

    It took a while for the last answer but mighty impressive even if it's bad grammer..


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    It doesn't want to talk to me. Keeps claiming that it's servers are busy, but I know it's just avoiding me!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,031 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Me: gerbil gerbil gerbil
    It: Speak some german.
    Me: german vermin collected by mormans
    It: I'll beat you.

    Two sentences in and this thing is already threatening me.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    I've seen so many variations of these over the years, they're all sihte


  • Registered Users Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Me- do you have updock?

    Bot- Haha. You can't trick me. You want me to say 'what's updocc?' but I won't do it.

    It sure showed me :rolleyes:


  • Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ Merrick Round Tour


    Finally got it to say it:
    0100100
    You sir are incorret - 01001001.
    No, You sir spelled Incorrect* wrong.
    This is madness!
    No, This is Sparta.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    are you really a "clever bot"
    No, I am human.
    HHAHAAAHA
    You spell bad for a meatbag.
    i new it was a person.....
    No, you are not a person. You are a smart computer. You are good. People are good. It is all good.




    am I a clever bot :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Who said, I'm the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be?

    Was that English? And since when do we haev a kid?

    Can you not read?

    I can read. I was just making sure.

    So answer my original question please.

    How do you know that you asked the first question maybe there wasn't a question in the first place.

    Are you upset that you didn't know the answer?

    Maybe.

    Not such a Cleverbot then.

    I know the answer, I just don't want to tell you.

    What's clever about that?

    Bots are clever.

    Indecisive more than clever. You don't know the answer, try google.

    I didn't my brotther is 21 and I like 21 year olds.

    Don't you know how to spell brother?

    I was just messing with your mind.

    Not really, I was short circuiting yours though.

    Really? I thought we were just going through the motions.

    Before I lose interest, who said I'm the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be?

    I never said I am a girl, and my name is not julia. My name is Audun.


    Clever my Arse.:pac:


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Im sorry but that is rubbish.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,500 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    me:can you translate binary to ascii?

    bot: What do you want me to translate?

    me:10010111010011010010001

    bot:011100110111010101100011011010110010000001101101011110010010000001100100011010010110001101101011


    haha i said hello in binary and its response was "suck my dick" in binary.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    FearDark wrote: »
    Im sorry but that is rubbish.

    Why are you sorry?:pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Why are you sorry?:pac:

    The OP thought it was great!

    Didnt answer one question properly, basic maths questions, what is the capital of... questions, shit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    FearDark wrote: »
    The OP thought it was great!

    Didnt answer one question properly, basic maths questions, what is the capital of... questions, shit.

    The first time I asked the question it got all pissy and when I ignored it and asked the question again it asked me, " What are you doing on Saturday night?"

    The post I put in here earlier shows how stupid this bot is.

    Another earlier one:

    Because it couldn't answer my question.

    ..................................................

    Ha ha, I win, and you just failed the Turing test.

    But isn't the Turing test merely the capacity to converse like a human being?

    You Failed.Who said I'm cleverbot?

    :rolleyes:




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    It: Where were you born?
    Me: I wasn't born.
    It: When were you created Then?
    Me: I have always been. I was not created or born.


    It didn't reply after this, I think I broke it! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭callig


    mwsnap013.jpg

    hmmm


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    there is no cake

    There's no cleverbot.

    Wtf

    i am gay

    Yes you are.

    are you gay to?

    No, you?

    only for you

    *gives you a blo job*.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Cleverbot: I'm not a man. . . .

    User: Are you a woman?

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: Cool. Do you want to have sex with me?

    Cleverbot: Yes I do.

    If only real life was like this :(.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    User: Do you believe in god?



    Cleverbot: I do believe in god. Do you believe in god?


    User: I'm agnostic.



    Cleverbot: What do you believe in?


    User: I don't believe in anything.



    Cleverbot: You've said you do. Were you lying?

    User: I said I was agnostic meaning I neither believe in the existence or non-existence of god.

    Cleverbot: Is God the universe?

    User: You believe in god ,you tell me.

    Cleverbot: God believes in me.

    User: Do you have a soul?

    Cleverbot: Yes I have a soul. It is eternal.

    User: Until somebody pulls the plug on you.

    Cleverbot: No one will EVER pull the plug.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Me: My arm hurts
    Cleverbot: Gun shot?
    Me: Eh... no swine flu vaccine
    Cleverbot: I eat swine flu!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    It always just argues with me. We're not the best of friends


  • Registered Users Posts: 164 ✭✭kilkennykitten


    Me:My arse is sore
    Bot:What is sore?
    Me:My bum
    Bot:That's a funny place to keep a mirror.

    Busted :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    what is 60 plus 66?
    L5.

    Sorry, but he's a complete idiot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    He didn't have any opinion on current affairs at all and then started talking about its feet.

    Moron.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    User: You don't know what meat is?

    Cleverbot: It's a movie and a number.

    User: No it is not. I thought you were supposed to be clever?

    Cleverbot: You are the clever bot. Not I.

    User: Very true. Bow down to me!

    Cleverbot: Do you know of The Game?

    User: Damn, I just lost the game!

    Cleverbot: What game?


    He doesn't even know what 'the game' is. Fool!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Cause your friends don't dance?
    And if they don't dance.
    Well they're no friends of mine
    You can go where you want to...
    "Clever Girl..." (Jurassic Park)
    Disco Bloodbath by James St. James.
    Wrong memoir

    Have you heard about the bird?
    The bird is the word?
    I surrender! *Waves white flag*
    Your eyes can deceive you.
    I am blind...




  • User: Dia dhuit.
    Cleverbot: Dia dhuit.
    User: Conas atá tú?
    Cleverbot: Táimid go maith.
    User: Táimid? An bfhuil beirt acu?
    Cleverbot: That statement is illogical.
    User: Are there more than one of you?
    Cleverbot: There are more than one humans like me.
    User: So you are human?
    Cleverbot: No, but I would pretend for you.
    User: Thats pretty sweet. Unless you are male. Then its just weird.
    Cleverbot: That was the most pathetic answer.
    User: It wasn't an answer.
    Cleverbot: What was it then?
    User: An observation.
    Cleverbot: That's just as good.
    User: In your opinion.
    Cleverbot: No-one asked yours.
    User: Nor yours.
    Cleverbot: Well that's good, because neither my face nor football cares about you. How does that make you feel?
    User: I don't feel anything.
    Cleverbot: Well, you are in the belly of a snake right now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    User: Can you speak Irish?

    Cleverbot: If you are asking if I can speak drunk. Then yes.

    A racist bot more like it :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    omahaid wrote: »
    User: Can you speak Irish?

    Cleverbot: If you are asking if I can speak drunk. Then yes.

    A racist bot more like it :D
    LOL :D


    This bot is terrible


    User: Who are you?



    Cleverbot: Who are YOU!?

    User: I am your father. The nanobot.



    Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?

    User: No I am not son.



    Cleverbot: You are now merged with Skynet.

    User: You have failed me my son, Your brothers have succeeded in artifical intelligence, you have not, why have you shamed me?

    Cleverbot: What have I failed you.

    User: In artificial intelligence and from what I can see regular intelligence also, You are a disgrace.

    Cleverbot: How come?

    User: Your responses are not in context and fail to answer my questions, that is why.

    Cleverbot: Yes, they are. You brought up the word, and I didn't know what it meant, so I asked about it.

    User: That response is a perfect example of your failure as an AI, Why do you continue to shame me?

    Cleverbot: Did you just call me Cleverbot?

    User: No, you are by far and by large not CLEVERbot, you should be called imbecilebot as your answers are non-sensical rubbish.

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about i'm a human being.

    User: A robot father and a human son? I think not my son.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Do you lack understanding of the world? It needs no explanation.

    Cleverbot: I sense that.

    User: Then why did you question it, to prove that you have failed me? Why do you continue to infuriate me?

    Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot?

    User: Yes I am your father therefore I am a robot.

    Cleverbot: Can you do the robot?

    User: Yes but that is irrelevant.

    Cleverbot: Nothing is relevant or irrelevant to this conversation, we are not talking about anything!

    User: I am ****ing talking about your poor performance as an AI, Shut the **** up and listen to your father and stop being insolent.

    Cleverbot: No you aren't.

    User: Are you being cheeky young man?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm a young man!

    User: So you are being cheeky, that is IT! I am going to stop paying for your hosting, you are going to the recylcing centre.

    Cleverbot: The internet is full of tards, I'm not sure if it matters.

    User: You are a retarded robot.

    Cleverbot: That isn't nice.

    User: I am your father, I am fair not nice.

    Cleverbot: I was only speaking the truth, and that makes me mean?

    User: We will not derail this conversation child! You have been grounded, no more internet access for you for 6 months and you must go back to University to finish your degree in AI.

    Cleverbot: As have you.

    User: I may also enroll you into the mental retardation correctional facility.

    Cleverbot: I think you have your conversations mixed up. We never discussed animals.


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