Stingiest thing you've seen stingy people do

Surely you mean steal?

No - he said he borrowed the loo roll so he obviously put it back when he was finished with it!

well yea, ok i suppose it is stealing if you can call it that. I am a fully paid up member so its subjective depending which way you look at it. I dont take full loo rolls either, sometimes there may only be 20% of it left. And I dont take the soap or anything so I do have a balance

Love the thread guys, heres my 2 cents:D

I moved out with a "good" friend of mine into a 2 bed appartment. I payed his 400euro deposit in the understanding that he would pay me back. He was working as was I. He got lends of money of me all the same saying he hadnt been payed from work etc etc. I obliged. He never cleaned up, we had no dishwasher so I said when we moved in when we cooked and ate clean it up straight away, best way to work it I think? We had a plate, bowl, fork, knife etc each. Handy dandy. But the ****er would use up his stuff and fire em in the sink then use mine when he wanted a meal again! He decided to get a dog then as did I. We had a back garden so I put mine outside after he was trained (pup) He on the other hand kept his in his bedroom pissing and ****ting around his room ( fully grown dog ) The dog also chewed up some of the borders around the doors! There was a bathroom and a en-suite. I got the en-suite due to a game of rock papers and scissors. There was only a bath in the appartment toilet so he wanted to have showers so I said sure use the one in my room...

After awhile there he got sacked from his job, had **** all money except the dole and owed me the bones of a grand including the deposit. I was the only one that cleaned up the appartment (mopped, swept bought cleaning products) He bought nothing in that sense he just got his food for the week. Eventually he stopped buying food choosing to eat mine. So I said enough is enough. You have your side of the press and I'll have mine. Same with fridge. He thought this was funny and started making me out to be scabby to everyone else. I still didn't make bits of him in front of everyone by telling everyone how much he owed me and what he got upto. He then got a g/f we both know her shes sound. But he practically moved her in! She may aswell have lived there, he had her, and the dog in the bed every night:eek: (he let the dog sleep in the bed with him and girl and it was a single bed!)

He knew I wasnt happy with him and he started just barging into my room when he wanted a shower without knocking. I could be butt naked etc or asleep. I let that go. I had some hash ( a fresh quater ) I used to like to unwind in the evening by listening to music and having a cuppa and a reefer:) The mother ****er because he wasnt working used to snoop through all my stuff in my room. The ****ING **** CUT A CHUNK OF MY HASH OFF MY QUATER! Then the cheeky mother ****er when I came in he was smoking it in the sitroom and I said because I knew he had no money. Where did you get that?? "Oh I found it in my room" I said alright no bother. Got a shower, fed and settled down and watched a bit o tv. The prick then asked me did I want a smoke of a joint. I said yeah alrite. Later on I went into my room stuck on a couple of tunes and kicked back. Took my tools of the trade out (rizla, smokes, lighter) and when I opened the drawer to get my smoke I looked at it and couldnt believe it! Jumped out of the bed and said to him, you ****ing chopped a piece of my hash didnt you. Point blank denied it, I showed em the lump and the cut mark on it. He still denied it. I bought e lock safe and locked my door after that then. The mother ****er..

About a month later I had finished up the job I was working on and was out of work until something came up. He was out of work aswell still. Bills etc were tough and so was the rent. He started working again and I asked him for some of the money he owed me every week he said yeah no bother. No sign of it even after annoying him costantly. Eventually I got fed up and ****ed em up in a knot. The following week he just turned around and said I'm moving out. Leaving me in a 2 bedroomed appartment with no work and having to pay the rent. Needless to say I was happy he was gone. But put it to him that he would have to find someone to move in. Yeah no bother he said. Yeah right! He broke up with his ex awhile before that and she lended up coming back to the appartment for a party. Yes indeedy... I banged the ass off her! Yeehaw! :pac: She then told me that he used to snoop in my room etc etc. So I knew I was right. This pissed em off when he heard I banged her, I was delighted.

Following year we kinda got on civil terms and I had sold him a set of turntable decks a year or more ago and they were sitting up in my house as he had left them there. I of course stuck them in the buy and sell and sold em!:D:D:D

He text me asking for them when we where on civil terms and I just said I dont have them, he asked why. I said I sold them for some of the money you owed me. No txt back! Muhawhawhawhawhaw!:cool:

Revenge is sweet my friends, what goes around comes around. He recently got kicked out of home and wrote his car off. Karma..

GavDeMav wrote: »

I had some hash ( a fresh quater ) I used to like to unwind in the evening by listening to music and having a cuppa and a reefer:)

The prick then asked me did I want a smoke of a joint. I said yeah alrite. Later on I went into my room stuck on a couple of tunes and kicked back. Took my tools of the trade out (rizla, smokes, lighter) and when I opened the drawer to get my smoke

He broke up with his ex awhile before that and she lended up coming back to the appartment for a party. Yes indeedy... I banged the ass off her! Yeehaw! :pac: She then told me that he used to snoop in my room etc etc. So I knew I was right. This pissed em off when he heard I banged her, I was delighted.

I had sold him a set of turntable decks

Stephen???

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Another amusing one in this (hotel) bar was this middle aged women who would bring in her own tea bags.
She would then kindly ask the staff for a pot of boiling water and a cup. Then spend hours in the lounge sipping away at no expense.

I was in college during the year. At least 5 days a week I would be in the library from 10am - 8/9pm.

I love my tea and coffee and would have at least 5 cups a day. Now the canteen in college was charging about 2.30 per cup. So one day I said feck this and started bringing on my own tea bags and coffee.
Saved a bomb untill the ba£*%ds started charging for the hot water!!!

Anyway I dont think its stingy I think its smart....

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Will somebody please give this guy a gold medal.

I ain't paying for it..