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If Adverts sold Body Parts

  • 27-01-2013 12:20am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭


    How much would you sell a body part for?
    For example
    Toe
    Kidney
    Testicle


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    fingernail for sale €3


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Everything I have is broke or malfunctioning....i'd have to give them away for free.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,373 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Three fiddy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Story, Bud, any gear?
    I thought you were selling?

    Was looking for boobs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    The price of my left leg depends on the current market value of titanium.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 107 ✭✭smellsfunny


    I'd buy a new penis, mine is very small. One girl I brought home laughed at it and well left my room. brought another one home and the same thing happened :( They also said it smelled funny


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭Crea


    €15K minimum for a kidney.
    You can't have my toes and I don't have testicles.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    How much would you sell a body part for?
    For example
    Toe
    Kidney
    Testicle
    Swap anything in my ads bud?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,138 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Lucky bag, 500 euro. Will contain human hair, good for voodoo ceremonies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Archeron wrote: »
    Lucky bag, 500 euro. Will contain human hair, good for voodoo ceremonies.
    Is postage extra ?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭keithsfleet


    I'll trade you my passed out girlfriend for any decent xbox games.
    She has a great chest so id expect at least a few call of duties.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,039 ✭✭✭Hilly Bill


    I cant put a price on it but it would cost you an arm and a leg.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 381 ✭✭Bad Santa


    Crea wrote: »
    €15K minimum for a kidney.

    You're selling that too high there mate. They're only €7K on OrganCirty.ie

    Give you €4K for a straight cash deal. PM me. Can collect.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    Feck it id sell anything that isnt keeping my alive.well, not me right arm...ohh and me willy...
    If someone got me legs at a right price id need something to keep meself from boredom


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,224 ✭✭✭Procrastastudy


    I know this is a fun thread but just as a serious aside; A senior Irish doctor (I forget the name sorry) suggested that the Health service should pay €250,000 to anyone wishing to donate a kidney and place them at the top of the list should they ever need a transplant (not that there would be a list).

    The radio interviewer seemed genuinely shocked at the suggestion. The doctor went on to explain it currently costs €300,000 a year to have someone on dialysis. Seems a pretty logical solution to me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,195 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Testicle For Sale. Special Offer- Buy One - Get One Free. Bag Supplied


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    I know this is a fun thread but just as a serious aside; A senior Irish doctor (I forget the name sorry) suggested that the Health service should pay €250,000 to anyone wishing to donate a kidney and place them at the top of the list should they ever need a transplant (not that there would be a list).

    The radio interviewer seemed genuinely shocked at the suggestion. The doctor went on to explain it currently costs €300,000 a year to have someone on dialysis. Seems a pretty logical solution to me.

    if you remember the docs name tell him he can have mine for 50 grand!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    If?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    Rather attached to my parts so €1Billion per cell per sell,.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Bad Santa wrote: »
    You're selling that too high there mate. They're only €7K on OrganCirty.ie

    Give you €4K for a straight cash deal. PM me. Can collect.

    Offer €2 and anything from my ads.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    So I could buy a feleshlight with a real fanny in it? Awesome!!!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,408 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Imagine all of the swaps!

    Would you be willing to swap with done of my ads?

    Ehhh. Sure I could try sell a leg and swap for an extra arm.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I've a wife for swaps, small, blonde with nice chest..... BMW 316 and she's yours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    biko wrote: »
    Swap anything in my ads bud?

    http://www.adverts.ie/car/bmw/3-series/1993-bmw-3-series-for-sale/2533479
    mattjack wrote: »
    I've a wife for swaps, small, blonde with nice chest..... BMW 316 and she's yours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    mattjack wrote: »
    I've a wife for swaps, small, blonde with nice chest..... BMW 316 and she's yours.
    316? Aim higher man!


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I Offer a broken lamp base and a copy of Titanic on VHS


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I'd pick a nose


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,138 ✭✭✭Archeron


    EoghanIRL wrote: »
    Is postage extra ?

    Sorry, buyer must collect. From a dark laneway in an abandoned industrial estate.

    On a totally unrelated note, fresh stock may be arriving soon. Will post details when available.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,020 ✭✭✭Ah_Yeah


    Nah, you've that left arm overpriced, do you not realise we're in a recession? You wouldn't get what you're asking for that in a fit.

    I offer a sock and a refrigerator door handle swap.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    I'd buy a new penis, mine is very small. One girl I brought home laughed at it and well left my room. brought another one home and the same thing happened :( They also said it smelled funny

    They were just saying your name.


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