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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,131 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    wasnt this locked -

    anyway another bad joke -

    guy walks home drunk with a sheep under his arm, get to his bed and wife goes "what are you doing?"

    guy goes "this is the cow ive been sleeping with for the past 2 years"

    Wife then says" thats a sheep"

    Guy: "I was talking to the sheep!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    *sneaks in*


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Fremen wrote: »
    Let's be realistic. Best we can hope for here is a few guys tucking it between their legs.

    You been to Thailand haven't you...?
    You on, you can admit it. We won't make fun of you.

    ...Well not really! :D

    Just a bit! :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Did you hear what William did?

    He Shatner.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Fremen wrote: »
    Did you hear what William did?

    He Shatner.

    Ooo GAWD!!! :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭HellFireClub


    Osama Bin Laden, Enda Kenny and Larry Murphy find themselves sitting together at a bar...

    Can anyone knock a joke out of this?!? :confused::confused::confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Did someone just unlock this thread again?

    For some reason, the story of Pandora's box comes to mind....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kojak wrote: »
    Did someone just unlock this thread again?

    For some reason, the story of Pandora's box comes to mind....

    My fault. I though it was spam and reported it.
    And rightly it was pointed out, it wasn't.

    Anyway, back to the jokes...

    I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

    I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

    I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

    Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

    Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Kojak wrote: »
    for some reason pandoras box comes to mind....

    her wha?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Back on topic please.

    I had a profile on POF before but apparently a FAS safepass, a love of Bovril and a subscription to Irelands Own was too much to ask of any woman.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Saila wrote: »
    her wha?

    See: The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
    He wants to play with Pandoras box!


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Biggins wrote: »
    See: The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
    He want to play with Pandoras box!

    I implore ya.
    Don't ignore me.

    Back on topic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Saila wrote: »
    her wha?

    Her box. The story goes that Pandora was given the box by the auld fella and told not to open it. But, being the stupid idiot taht she was, she went and opened it and let out all the disease, famine etc. into the world. She closed it in time so as to keep hope inside.

    I'm guessing that's what you meant, not some inappropiate methaphor...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    super-rush wrote: »
    I implore ya.
    Don't ignore me.

    Back on topic.

    Appologies. Posted that while you were posting yours. :D
    Me so sorrweee. :D

    I'll behave. I know... miracles!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Biggins wrote: »
    See: The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole
    He wants to play with Pandoras box!

    I not only wept, I howled and hooted and had to get up and walk around the room and wipe my eyes so that I could go on reading


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,131 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Osama Bin Laden, Enda Kenny and Larry Murphy find themselves sitting together at a bar...

    Can anyone knock a joke out of this?!? :confused::confused::confused:

    A terrorist a politician and a rapist walked into a bar and said ouch!


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush




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