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Does any body massage session is necessarily erotic?

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  • #32
    adrianna_cerva
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭adrianna_cerva


    A sports or beauty massage is defintiely not erotic! I get ones in a beauticians all the time ..... in saying that though my bfs sister trained as a beautician for a while and did a massage course. One day he says to me 'Sis gives the best massages you should get her to give you one some day down on the house' and I was like 'how do you know?!' and he said oh she was practising on me for the massage course. I was like :eek: total Friends the episode with Rachel/bf with strange relationship with sister moment, i thought it was wierd!!!!! :o


  • #33
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    You can get a massage with a happy ending, by your post that wasn't one.


  • #34
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Jesus I miss physical contact.

    Now you hate it.


  • #35
    cynder
    Registered Users Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Got a massage in the doonbeg golf resort spa. My husband booked it for me while he played golf, It was the first time I was massaged by a male therapist, normally it's females. He put a lot more power into it. Very relaxing with the occasional ahhh lookout ooooooh. Try not to make too much noise. Can feel the bones crunch. 2 days later I couldn't move I was in agony, it was a deep tissue massage. All over hot stone massages are great too. Nothing sexual about it....


  • #36
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    You got off lightly. I got a massage last Friday and the pain from her working on my ass was something else.


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  • #37
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,063 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Would you give a guy a foot massage?


  • #38
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Last time I got a massage the chick pulled my underwear down to massage the top of my ass. I was certain I'd get a boner but managed to restrain myself before I had to flip over.


  • #39
    Mr. Loverman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,001 ✭✭✭Mr. Loverman


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Jesus I miss physical contact.

    For EUR 20 you can pay a manicurist to hold your hand for half an hour.


  • #40
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    I got a massage once in a resort in Andorra - you had to change into a special pair of disposable jocks that were in the shape of a thong and seemed to be made of tissue paper.

    They weren't big enough to fully accommodate my 'meat and 2 veg' either - had to leave one of my balls hanging out the side.

    Masseuse was a young attractive lady as well.

    All in all a strange mixture of pleasure and humiliation.


  • #41
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Hang on a sec , what head did she massage?


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  • #42
    surime
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 301 ✭✭surime


    I don't get idea of massage just for relaxation.. it is too intimate to let a stranger touch your body like that, I would never do that!


  • #43
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    To answer the OP, yes I think a massage is neccessarily erotic. I would neither massage a man nor want to be massaged by a man


  • #44
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I don't like strangers touching me. I'm kinda fussy about my personal space force-field being compromised. A handshake or hug for family or close friends is as far as I would go outside the act of sexytime. And no, I wasn't sexually abused as a child.


    Btw OP your English is as good as, if not better than, most of the grammar-tards on AH.

    ...the claim to be defending language for the sake of clarity almost never, ever holds water. Nor does the idea that following grammatical rules in language demonstrate clarity of thought and intelligence of mind.

    Stephen Fry


  • #45
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Hot stone massage is so relaxing, don't mind who does it, male or female.


  • #46
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Apparently spiders give each other massages as part of a mating ritual (Cracked told me so); perhaps it's true for humans too :pac:.


  • #47
    aidan24326
    Registered Users Posts: 5,925 ✭✭✭aidan24326


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    I find massages sooooooooo creepy.

    Really? All of them?

    Like what about a boyfriend/girlfriend giving you a sexy massage would you find that creepy? Surely not ??


  • #48
    Juelz Steep Poison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭ Juelz Steep Poison


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paEfzWuaxX4


  • #49
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Erinfan wrote: »
    It all started when one day after a session of haircut in a large salon in the city where I live I walk to the cashier to pay the bill and the young cashier looked at me straight in the eyes and told me that they perform massage here also.

    Until then I thought the body massage was directed instead to people who have problems of sprains or fractures in one word to the sick and people of a certain age.

    I always associated the physical therapy to massage where the medical staff attempts to rehabilitate a member of the body after physical trauma or to give tone to the muscles before a sporting event.

    Finally I agreed out of curiosity or just to say to have an experience of massage.

    And (a woman) has began massaging my calves , soles of the feet ,legs and back after.
    The most critical phase is when she told me to turn to face the ceiling and she began to massage my belly, chest and head. My wife will forgive me because I enjoyed it.

    At the end the questions I ask myself are:
    1°)Is it the way massage is performed ?
    2°)has she gone too far ?
    3°)and finally whether is it is really appropriate for a man to be massaged by a woman or vice versa?


    had you paid her another €20 she would have given you a "happy ending"


  • #50
    Mat the trasher
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭Mat the trasher


    So, now the question, normally underwear is removed, however in Ireland, its almost the viewed as if ya slapped the girl/guy in the face with the wedding tackle, so why is this? Anyone in the business have experiences they want to share?


  • #51
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Btw OP your English is as good as, if not better than, most of the grammar-tards on AH.

    God forbid anyone have a sense of humour


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  • #52
    Gee_G
    Registered Users Posts: 2,208 ✭✭✭Gee_G


    Mat the trasher wrote: »
    So, now the question, normally underwear is removed, however in Ireland, its almost the viewed as if ya slapped the girl/guy in the face with the wedding tackle, so why is this? Anyone in the business have experiences they want to share?

    This should be explained to all clients before their treatment whether they are required to remove particular items of clothing. But there is absolutely no need for removal of underwear....:o
    Yes I am in this business and the way people are talking about it ya'd swear we were all bloody perves! It is in no way meant to be erotic, it cheapens what myself and other FULLY QUALIFIED Therapists do!Its for relaxation, stress etc. not to relive any other tension!!!:p To me, if its proving that erotic(unless its given by a partner or something!!) for anybody....there's something wrong somewhere!!:D
    Rant over :D


  • #53
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    bluewolf wrote: »
    God forbid anyone have a sense of humour

    Taking the piss out of the writing of someone who apparently doesn't have English as their first language is humour now?

    Yeah, that's really funny.


  • #54
    Mat the trasher
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭Mat the trasher


    Speaking from experiance, in ire it has never been explained to me whether or not underear should or shouldn't be removed, usually whould have one to two massages per year in Ireland, in some of what are marketed as destination spa's /hotels etc.
    Where as abroad its normal in my experiance that underware is not worn. was told to remove them as I had left the tighty whities on the first time abroad. BTW it wasn't the masa masa boom boom type of massage.

    Speaking about full body massage here, agree that neck, shoulder removal of undies not required, maybe bra though for the wimmins


  • #55
    IsaMtq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭IsaMtq


    I thought the story would’ve had a happier ending


  • #56
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    I was in Adelaide last summer, jetlagged and legs acheing from walking. I spotted several places doing walkin massages and decided to try one. Massage was given fully clothed, yes me too. I thought it was very inappropriate. And she touched my manboobs.


  • #57
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Sindri wrote: »
    He wants you!





    :)



    ;)
    Good for you OP. Not shackled by normal sexual and social conventions.



    Serious fit of the giggles here:D


  • #58
    TheChevron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    I've had a few massages for sports injuries and believe me there is nothing erotic about them; even if they were being performed by Jessica Alba herself I don't think I would be turned on.

    They are excruciatingly painful and I usually want to knock-out whoever is doing it, man or woman.

    They always wear this eerie smile, as if they are taking great pleasure in your pain. Sadistic bastids.


  • #59
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I'd love a proper massage as I sometimes get a tension between shoulder blades and neck pain. Bough a foam roller and that has helped though


  • #60
    nice_very
    Registered Users Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    no happy ending?

    thai full body massage, now thats a massage and a half!!


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  • #61
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,329 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Get a stone massage might help.


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