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Help me get my friend back.

  • 16-02-2014 9:17pm
    #1
    Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    So my friend has issued me with a challenge. Bit of back story first:

    Two years ago I was going to a concert and a friend tried convincing me that the gig was cancelled. When I got there, I approached the semi-famous rapper, Scroobius Pip, to get some revenge on my friend, we'll call him X, and asked Pip to sign something for me, which he did:
    "To X,
    You're a c*nt,
    So says,
    Scroobius Pip."

    My friend was delighted that I got something signed for him, but not so much the message.

    Fast forward to this weekend and there's another gig of theirs on that I didn't go to, but my friend did. Low and behold I receive a notification on Facebook that I'm tagged in a video, entitled Sweet Revenge.

    It was a video of him with Pip and my friend, with him calling me a c*nt.

    It's my turn, AH; I have 2 years to get my revenge. What should I do?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭clairek6


    Grow up maybe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Murder this rapper fella?, that would stop it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    Fight his da.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭sawdoubters


    get a picture of you and his girlfriend naked


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Ah balls, I thought you lost your friend and were asking people to help you find him. Disappointed.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Ride his mother/sister/girlfriend or all 3 if possible. Film and post on Facebook.

    You're welcome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,465 ✭✭✭Sir Humphrey Appleby


    Ride his ma?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭J_E


    Having a friend like that would just do my head in, to be honest. I'm probably not interpreting this right though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 802 ✭✭✭Roose


    clairek6 wrote: »
    Grow up maybe

    Shut up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Same thing happened to me , only it was with the cellist Yo-Yo Ma


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    Rape and murder him. Dissolve him in acid. He won't **** with you again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭spcw


    Cant Believe I get to do this Blast Him With Piss


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Have his parents killed for trespassing by an angry farmer. Then steal the bodies and have them minced into a chili recipe. Set up a fake "chili cook off" where your get your friend to eat this very chili. Have Scroobius Pip arrive and make fun of your crying friend just after you inform him of the chili contents. Then hire a lawyer and counter sue South Park Studios.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Sh1t in his mouth....he'd do it to you and everyone you care about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Scroobius Pip.

    Where the main characters of A Christmas Carol and Great Expectations become one of these rapper singers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    So my friend has issued me with a challenge. Bit of back story first:

    Two years ago I was going to a concert and a friend tried convincing me that the gig was cancelled. When I got there, I approached the semi-famous rapper, Scroobius Pip, to get some revenge on my friend, we'll call him X, and asked Pip to sign something for me, which he did:
    "To X,
    You're a c*nt,
    So says,
    Scroobius Pip."

    My friend was delighted that I got something signed for him, but not so much the message.

    Fast forward to this weekend and there's another gig of theirs on that I didn't go to, but my friend did. Low and behold I receive a notification on Facebook that I'm tagged in a video, entitled Sweet Revenge.

    It was a video of him with Pip and my friend, with him calling me a c*nt.

    It's my turn, AH; I have 2 years to get my revenge. What should I do?

    Cut him. Sleep with his mom and sister. Go for a poo in his garden. Ring his boss and tell him lies about sexual stuff he's done. Stalk his girlfriend. Eat his dog. Key his car. Make him suicidal.

    It's a pity it has come to this but we are where we are and I'll be over in an hour with all the details of our plans. It's gonna be an interesting few months ahead for all of us.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    spcw wrote: »
    Cant Believe I get to do this ***** *** **** ****
    That's a yellow card offence around these parts. Delete. Delete. Delete.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I opened this thread hoping I could offer your boneyarse some solace, alas I'm useless at pranking OP.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,954 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Get some catering clingfilm and wrap his house from top to bottom in it. That'll teach the sod!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    It's about rappers so get some minge out of Mountjoy to call him a ****. Same difference. Now **** off.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,042 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    Liquidise raw fish and suck up into a turkey baster. Peel back the rubber trim on his car door at base of window with a knife tip and squirt in fish mash.

    Wait.

    Evil grinning and cackling optional.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ Kingston Savory Jib


    CJC999 wrote: »
    Ah balls, I thought you lost your friend and were asking people to help you find him. Disappointed.

    I was nearly going to sticky the thread and all :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Who the feck is Scoobydoo Pips?


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ Kingston Savory Jib


    Corvo wrote: »
    Who the feck is Scoobydoo Pips?

    He's a friend of snoopy the doggy dog


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    I'll call your friend a cunt if you want.


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭clairek6


    Roose wrote: »
    Shut up.

    I'm telling


  • Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    spcw wrote: »
    Cant Believe I get to do this Bxxxx Hxx Wxxx Pxxx

    Aye that'd be a yellow cardable offence, but I pray the mods will appreciate that this is one of those rare occasions where the comment was actually warranted and appropriate and grant clemency!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,590 ✭✭✭jane82


    Corvo wrote: »
    Who the feck is Scoobydoo Pips?

    When he says hey you shall not say ho.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Do something original. Don't copy anyone's prank.

    How about go to a basketball game and set it up at half time so that your friend gets picked from the crowd to make a shot from half-court blind folded for €1,000,000. Get the crowd to cheer like mad, pretending he made the shot and making him think he won.

    Don't think that's been done before.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,944 ✭✭✭spaceHopper


    Get lawn fertiliser and draw a big cock on his front lawn come summer it will be visible from up stairs and probably the rest of the street


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