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Eating a banana in nightclubs

  • 07-03-2012 4:39pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    They'd prob say, "I wonder if that's the last of his five a day?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Is that a euphemism?


    Try the George. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    It would probably grab a bit more attention if you started **** your arse with it


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    Eating for nutritional value or using as a seductive prop?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,447 ✭✭✭Downlinz


    Depends if this is a euphemism or not.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    wont someone think of the pineapples


  • Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    Don't know about everyone else, but I think it'd look pretty cool.

    Then again, I think X-Works jeans look pretty cool.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Depends on the type of club it is. Just don't use your teeth and try not to gag too much on it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    If you stood in the middle of the dance floor and started ramming the banana in and out of your mouth with your bags around your ankles, slapping your bare ass while pointing it suggestively at a bunch of rough looking lads from the country I'm sure you would get a reaction.


  • Posts: 3,621 ✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    Attempt to chat up a girl with the cheesiest line possible.

    When rebuffed remove banana from crotch and casually begin to eat it as you walk away.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,535 ✭✭✭Raekwon


    Racist!!!

    :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Corvo


    "Is that lad eating a banana?"

    "He is...so...you want a yolk?"

    "Yeah"

    <cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


    Be about the sum total of it mate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    "Is that lad eating a banana?"

    "He is...so...you want a yolk?"

    "Yeah"

    <cue music and glowsticks - Uns uns uns uns!>


    Be about the sum total of it mate.


    Any chance of a few bangers


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Any chance of a few bangers

    I doubt it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    nightclub.... do it in the George, see what happens!


  • Registered Users Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    I think you should do it, and post back here to let us know it went. Beware one potential downside though - if you live in a rural area, where everyone knows you, you will likely become known as Bananaman, and will probably carry that nickname to your grave.

    Don't say I didn't warn you, Bananaman.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    its not very appeeling


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    I intend eating a banana whilst in a nightclub. I'm curious how people would react to some guy casually walking around eating a banana in a nightclub.

    you're crazy, man. crazy. but you may just be the revolutionary we need to overthrow the government.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    You should definitely do this. I have never been more sure of anything in my life.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    I'm a big fan of props in night clubs. Great way of getting attention from the ladies. In my time I've used lolly pops, Glitter, wigs, sun glasses, and of course air guitars!

    A banana will definately get you attention, for about five minutes!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Ha ha ha. It's shaped like a penis!!!!

    lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Ignore all the cock stuff, I really want to know how people would react to this. If one of my friends did it i think I'd piss myself laughing


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    I think you will find it's illegal under the Intoxicating Liquor Act 2001....... or maybe thats dancing with a chicken up your sleeve but it's one or the other.


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    eating a banana is one of those times where you should try not to make eye contact with people, it looks weird.


  • Registered Users Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    krudler wrote: »
    eating a banana is one of those times where you should try not to make eye contact with people, it looks weird.

    Solution: Eat a banana whilst wearing sunglasses (in the nightclub of course).


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    Ignore all the cock stuff, I really want to know how people would react to this. If one of my friends did it i think I'd piss myself laughing

    I wonder what the bouncer would say if you walked up mid bite.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    WindSock wrote: »
    Ha ha ha. It's shaped like a penis!!!!

    lol

    Maybe yours is.... Speak for yourself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    I believe this to be the greatest social experiment of our time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Ah sure while you are at it, why dont you bring a flask of tae and a packed lunch. The women will be flinging themselves at you.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    It wouldn't be worth it OP. I heard you get 5 years for doing it :cool:


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