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Win tickets for Dara O' Briain, David O' Doherty, Maeve Higgins and more in Vicar St

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    Did you hear about the dirty egg ?

    Ran down the road with his yoke out !!! loved that one :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,449 ✭✭✭blastman


    Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Alpen?

    He was pulled under by a strong currant...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭Redpunto


    'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.
    'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.

    'Is it common?'
    'It's not unusual.'


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Whats green,hairy,two heads,slimey,and has ten legs?

    I dont know but its crawling up your leg!!:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 706 ✭✭✭dolittle


    whats blue and smells like red paint?

    blue paint


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    Father: I heard you skipped school yesterday to play football?

    Son: No I didn't and I have the fish to prove it!

    haha :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 169 ✭✭nuttlys


    Whats red, flies and wobbles all over ?

    A jelly copter !


  • Registered Users Posts: 273 ✭✭Grim_Wreeper


    What's brown and sticky??


    A stick.


  • Registered Users Posts: 169 ✭✭nuttlys


    Why do cows wear bells?

    Because their horns don't work.


  • Registered Users Posts: 169 ✭✭nuttlys


    So, there were these two cows standing in a field.

    One turns to the other and asks, "What do think of this 'mad cow disease'?"

    The other cow replies, "I'm not worried. I'm a chicken."


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    A horse walks into a bar. He goes up to the bar and orders a drink. The barman says, why the long face?


  • Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭Mr Teeny


    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

    el-if-i-no

    :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    Why are teddy bears never hungry?

    Because they're always stuffed. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭cartom


    Did you hear about the dirty dressing table?

    It had no draws :o:o:o:o:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Knock Knock

    -Who's There?

    Interrupting Cow

    -Interrupting C...

    MOOOOOOOO!



    Ehh. I think it might work better when said.


  • Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭ASBO


    Two canibals are eating a clown: One says to the other does this taste funny to you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 78 ✭✭ASBO


    Oh and does anyone remember that show they used to have on the Den where they went around the country asking kids to tell there best jokes in this little booth..One still sticks with me because of the petrified delayed delivery of the kid..

    What do you call a man hanging from the ceiling?

    Sean.....

    (cue huge tumbleweed moment..)

    Sean D'Olier!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭fikay


    Did you hear about the man who stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun had gone?

    It finally dawned on him!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 revrev111


    Why did the fish blush?
    Because the sea-weed!


  • Registered Users Posts: 113 ✭✭poppy08


    Taking a leaf out of the DOD book:

    Q1:who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

    Ans: the ultrasound guy.

    Q2: who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy's away?

    Ans:
    the Hip-replacement guy ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 revrev111


    why did the fish blush?

    because the sea-weed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 RawTruth


    I wanted to join the debating team at school but my friends talked me out of it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Darragh


    Thanks everyone who entered. We'll pick and contact the winners and announce them now.

    Cheers

    Darragh


  • Registered Users Posts: 293 ✭✭Penisland


    Darragh wrote: »
    Thanks everyone who entered. We'll pick and contact the winners and announce them now.

    Cheers

    Darragh


    Well which one won....just out of interest :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    Any Winners yet ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Darragh


    And the winners for this brilliant gig were

    • Piste
    • Lu Tze


    Both chosen at random and both delighted to have won. Congratulations all and thanks for your support :)


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