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My first go - title "The Madman?"

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Sheer brilliance.

    I laughed so much... incredible.

    trent - the ultimate bad boy. Swoon...

    :D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭Revolution9


    Best thread on the Internet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Absolutely amazing!!! Cannot wait for the next chapter.


  • Posts: 0 Van Angry Warden


    Seconded all the above.


  • Registered Users Posts: 974 ✭✭✭jme2010


    I've been browsing through boards for the last 3 months, 5 days a week, 8 hours a day in work. And this is hands down the funniest thread on here, maybe the internet.

    I've copied all the chapters into a word document and printed them off in work so I can re-read it on the toilet.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Its is a work of raw, unadulterated genius!


  • Registered Users Posts: 974 ✭✭✭jme2010


    Shulgraine wrote: »
    Its is a work of raw, unadulterated genius!

    I know, I know, right?

    I keep quoting trent to my gf. We'd have a domestic and I'd just think What Would Trent Do?.

    SNAPKICK! That shut her up! But now shes died.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


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    only one person this reminded me of....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭Fbjm


    This should be published, he should totally get this published!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    Just finished reading the entire thread, and what can I say but there is a god or rather there was a god who was godlike until Trent snapkicked him like Trent would snapkick a god. Subscribed!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    Epic!!!

    I subscribed, and when the adventures of Trent gets published I'll buy meself a signed copy :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    I've only found this thread today but it has made me laugh more then anything I've read in a while, definitely has a life as a Ross o Carroll Kelly style column.

    Sorry if you've just come in because of this bump and there is no new chapter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Apologies for the bump but just had to say this is the best thread I have read in a long long time on these boards!

    Trent you ****in hero :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    I have just discovered this thread, gold.

    It should be obligatory to use google chrome in an incognito window when reading this thread.

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    It's unsettling yet reassuring being watched by those eyes.

    And as I am a man I would surely be killed not sexed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,067 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    this is gold- i don't think I have EVER laughed so much at something on a forum


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    Just found this too, sorry if the bump gets folk excited.

    Sheer genius, Trent has just peowwwed the last two years of recession depression from my life. I'm a man and he can happen some sex on me anytime he wants.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    padraiggg wrote: »
    Chapter 1



    A man in a hat entered the room. He took off the hat. “It's you!” They all said. At the same time like a class speaking to a teacher. “Hahaha Hello gentleman”, the man in the hat said, putting the hat on the table. “And hello ladies he said. Turning to the ladies and lifting his hat politely. “Leave us alone Trent!” The women said. Perhaps it was because the were angry at him for something he had done in the past, a long, long time ago. Or perhaps it was because he was holding a gun at them! The gun came from nowhere. He had got it out of his pocket and now both bullets were aimed at the people.”Say your prayers!” The man said but one of the men grabbed the gun, knocking the table with the hat on it and some other things on the floor. A vase got broken. Now the gun was in the other hands and we would have to wait and see if it was the right hands.




    got this far, now got to work out what happens next!


    Is it called, The Man In The Hat? :p


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 34,942 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    "The Madman?", I believe.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    "The Madman?", I believe.


    Every time someone posts to this thread, I let myself hope that padraiggg is back. He never is :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Antilles wrote: »
    Every time someone posts to this thread, I let myself hope that padraiggg is back. He never is :(

    Me too.

    Oops, sorry.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    When is the audiobook coming out? I'd like to be able to listen to the adventures of Trent whilst knitting.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Asthma attack going on here!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    When is the audiobook coming out? I'd like to be able to listen to the adventures of Trent whilst knitting.

    Sure just use an online text-to-speech converter. It's comedy gold.

    Here's Chapter 1 :pac:

    EDIT: and Chapter 2 and Chapter 3 since I'm feeling nice today :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 41 St. Robbie


    Quality. Read the first few chapters before going to bed last night, ended up reading the whole thing and didn't get to sleep until 4am. Absolutely hilarious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 233 ✭✭MarkHitide


    -poor Trent, his adventure cut short, just like a candle in the window-


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 BEP!


    Mod edit. Too soon.




  • Sure just use an online text-to-speech converter. It's comedy gold.

    Here's Chapter 1 :pac:

    EDIT: and Chapter 2 and Chapter 3 since I'm feeling nice today :P

    Amazing.

    Actually on a serious note, who would we get narrate the audiobook? I vote Stephen Fry.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 34,942 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Tommy Lee Jones


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Amazing.

    Actually on a serious note, who would we get narrate the audiobook? I vote Stephen Fry.

    I was thinking of Jeremy Irons myself. Perfect voice for Trent :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭padraiggg


    MarkHitide wrote: »
    -poor Trent, his adventure cut short, just like a candle in the window-


    It's OK, he made a really exciting escape somehow! Then some other things started happening...


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