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Nineteen wives

  • 09-03-2012 12:56pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭


    And nine children later, you'd think this smooth operator would have learned his lesson the first time.
    A Mayo-born grandfather who married 19 times is to serve a prison sentence for bigamy at weekends because of his age.

    Oliver Killeen (75) was sentenced to 90 days in prison in Toronto, Canada, on conviction for the first of his fraudulent marriages into which he entered in 1978.

    He pleaded guilty in a Toronto courthouse to one count of bigamy after admitting he married Barbara Daniels in 1978 while still married to another woman. Details of the previous marriage emerged when Ms Daniels filed for divorce.

    He served a prison sentence for bigamy in Britain in 2004.
    Killeen emigrated from Castlebar in the 1950s with his first wife who bore him nine children but died, aged 38. He went on to marry 18 other women in Canada and Britain.
    Everyone loves a good wedding I suppose. Could he be classed as a wedding addict? I don't know whether to be in awe of the man or what.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    I've enough trouble satisfying one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    19 wives? :eek: thats ALOT of nagging, shoes, clothes, and handbags


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    I've enough trouble satisfying one

    small todger?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    I've enough trouble satisfying one

    I've heard there are battery operated devices that might help you out there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    small todger?


    No. Enormous fanny


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  • Registered Users Posts: 32,875 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    19 wives? :eek: thats ALOT of nagging, shoes, clothes, and handbags

    Perhaps he has a huge mickey?

    /low-brow mode.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Mayos version of cassanova


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    bbam wrote: »
    I've heard there are battery operated devices that might help you out there.


    Yeah laptops


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭Meow_Meow


    A few centuries ago this would have made him a prophet


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    I've enough trouble satisfying one


    We heard


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    No. Enormous fanny

    ah i see she been satisfying herself with a marrow then.... she must have been worried about getting food poisoned from those dodgy cucumbers last year.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    I've enough trouble satisfying one


    Maybe if your bollix wasn't so angry?? Slow down, make love, think about her for a change..


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    What is the punishment for getting married 19 times?

    19 mother in laws!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Guill wrote: »
    Maybe if your bollix wasn't so angry?? Slow down, make love, think about her for a change..


    How I laughed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Guill wrote: »
    Maybe if your bollix wasn't so angry?? Slow down, make love, think about her for a change..

    it probably was her that made his bollix angry.... he may have caught something and now his bollix has an angry rash on them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    I've enough trouble satisfying one

    OH, the post that seemed like a good idea at the time....


    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    it probably was her that made his bollix angry.... he may have caught something and now his bollix has an angry rash on them.


    Voyeurism isnt nice. Really it isnt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    themadchef wrote: »
    OH, the post that seemed like a good idea at the time....


    :D


    Honesty is the best policy


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,953 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Perhaps he's a golfer, there's always a 19th hole.


  • Registered Users Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Borat_Sagdiyev


    I've got 19 wives, who's the ****ehawk now?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Perhaps he's a golfer, there's always a 19th hole.


    18 Bogeys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    19 in my head:D19 in the bed:D a clean house and well fed:D


    but in reality
    :mad::mad: FCUK NO! 19 x bitching & moaning:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    A good Catholic, you cant be riding before marriage. He will go to jail but won't go to Hell


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    the poor man deserves a knighthood for putting up with that amount of nagging and bit*hing for that long.

    thats 18 men who are safe and healthy due to him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    the poor man deserves a knighthood for putting up with that amount of nagging and bit*hing for that long.

    thats 18 men who are safe and healthy due to him.

    A life achievement in public service award:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    christ one is enough , what a stupid b'STARD


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    alphabeat wrote: »
    christ one is enough , what a stupid b'STARD

    On the upside, they could swop clothes and he wouldn't have to listen to them ranting they "Have no clothes" boo hoo smiley face*


    *We really need this as a smiley face option:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I don't agree with bigamy being a criminal act.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Nineteen anniversaries and birthdays to forget, nineteen Christmas presents to get wrong, Nineteen times the aggravation every time he leaves the loo seat up.

    He's not a wedding addict, he's a masochist. :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Aren't women just crazy?


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