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I caught one!! He's trapped in me drawer

  • 15-03-2012 11:32pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭


    I caught me a leprechaun.

    I found him at the end of a Rainbow. Rainbow is the midget night in the strip club, he was outside fighting with the bouncer at the end of it, little tiny fists hitting the shins. I threw my hat over him and walked home with him wrestling to escape and cold ears.

    I have him locked in my drawer. I throw in a bottle on cough medicine every few hours to keep him quiet. Sadly he lost his crock of gold to a stripper named Miss Lucky Charms, so I don't have them riches. Just me 3 wishes.....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    There's a leprechaun in your drawers? Well, I guess that makes them your lucky draw's!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    He's probably gonna try to kill you when he sobers up!!! O_O

    I saw a movie about it before.

    Is this him?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    THE LEPRECHAUN IS SH*TTING RAINBOWS


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,131 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    But I thought they sh!t lucky Charms?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Sarky wrote: »
    THE LEPRECHAUN IS SH*TTING RAINBOWS

    That's his rainbow thruster. Whenever you see a rainbow it's like the contrail from a plane, it's them travellin'. And they have their crock of gold because rainbow travel is expensive and Ryanair doesn't except Leprechauns on it's flights which is discrimination. :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Unclean unclean!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Sarky wrote: »
    THE LEPRECHAUN IS SH*TTING RAINBOWS

    I love things that poop rainbows. Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan.

    Hope he gets some on my boring white clothes.

    I'm going out now, left him some whiskey and a magazine. Keep him out of trouble for a few hours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    I love things that poop rainbows. Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan.

    Hope he gets some on my boring white clothes.

    I'm going out now, left him some whiskey and a magazine. Keep him out of trouble for a few hours.

    Stop beating me in Mario Kart! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    The police made me leave him go. He wasn't a leprechaun at all, just a bearded midget and apparently I was drunk for 4 days.

    At least he fulfilled a few of my wishes ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,131 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    The police made me leave him go. He wasn't a leprechaun at all, just a bearded midget and apparently I was drunk for 4 days.

    At least he fulfilled a few of my wishes ;)


    Detailed details please!!!!!

    Pictures may also need to be included.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    It's a hell of a disease.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I hear they taste really good with curry sauce.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,131 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Princess' Peaches Sex tape:eek:!!!!!




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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    That's a sex gif silly.

    This is a sex tape



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭OhMSGlive


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