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why do guys seem to love Spanish girls?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Seomra Mushie


    Is this a serious question, OP?

    Hmmm, well, ok, because they are generally good-looking, slim, more exotic looking and are "a bit of strange". Not hard to understand, is it? :)

    Having said that, I know one Spanish woman who was beaten with the ugly stick and another who is very average. But they are both very slim. So, that is definitely a common denominator in general.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    This thread is actually getting me all wet so I'll have to stop reading it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    It's probably because they have vaginas. Why be picky?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭darlett


    This thread is actually getting me all wet so I'll have to stop reading it.

    One of the less pleasant side-effects of using the interwet.

    Ill get my anorak. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Is this a serious question, OP?

    Hmmm, well, ok, because they are generally good-looking, slim, more exotic looking and are "a bit of strange". Not hard to understand, is it? :)

    Much like all other populations there are far more Spanish girls under the age of 16 and over the age of 50 than would fall into any category that someone might ****, then you have to take out the fat ones, the ugly ones, the butterfaces etc.

    "Generally" good looking is total ****, you should just say "I've seen a few Spanish birds I'd ride so they are stuck in my head as hot".

    Like me and Asian chicks. I wouldn't say "Generally Asian chicks are hot" because they aren't...generally speaking all people from all places are ****ing ugly. I've just seen, or sexed, some hot Asian chicks so now i have a taste for Soy.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Spanish girls?

    Me Gusta.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭darlett


    there are far more Spanish girls under the age of 16 and over the age of 50 than would fall into any category that someone might ****

    Er?

    (And to be technical whatever exactly you meant it seems it might be 15 in Spain according to an earlier poster)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Seomra Mushie


    Much like all other populations there are far more Spanish girls under the age of 16 and over the age of 50 than would fall into any category that someone might ****, then you have to take out the fat ones, the ugly ones, the butterfaces etc.

    "Generally" good looking is total ****, you should just say "I've seen a few Spanish birds I'd ride so they are stuck in my head as hot".

    Like me and Asian chicks. I wouldn't say "Generally Asian chicks are hot" because they aren't...generally speaking all people from all places are ****ing ugly. I've just seen, or sexed, some hot Asian chicks so now i have a taste for Soy.

    I do agree, but it's probably some kind of deep-seated evolutionary desire for increased fitness for one's offspring that makes fordiners often seem more attractive. But Spanish ladies undoubtedly are slimmer than us Irish wans in general so if slim is your bag, they'll likely be more to your taste. D'ya know, loike? :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    But Spanish ladies undoubtedly are slimmer than us Irish wans in general

    I would like to challenge this if I may. There are plenty of fat Spanish people. I don't know why the Spanish have an apparent reputation of a slim nation. This conclusion I have come to is that you go to a beach in Spain, you see forty/fifty slim, fit españolas sauntering around in biquinis and think "Spanish women are fit!!" Meanwhile what you're not seeing is the couple of hundred fat Spanish women peeking out at the hotties thinking "Skeenny beetch"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Seomra Mushie


    I would like to challenge this if I may. There are plenty of fat Spanish people. I don't know why the Spanish have an apparent reputation of a slim nation.

    Just going by the Spanish girls I've known. One got to nine stone, declared herself a porker and went on a determinedly rigid diet to get off the apparent excess flab. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Just going by the Spanish girls I've known. One got to nine stone, declared herself a porker and went on a determinedly rigid diet to get off the apparent excess flab. :D

    That's what I mean, Mushie caro, if you were in the prescence of a Spanish gorda (fattie) all she would declare is her supersize order at McD's.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Few things.... I think they are by a large a good looking bunch of folks and generally slimmer and also the weather means prettier clothes rather than a hoodie and tracksuit bottoms.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    I was with an (Irish) man for 9 years. The only word of Spanish he learned in those years was "queso" (cheese) and he didn't learn it from me, he learned it from Scrubs!

    He did learn a few naughty words but he forgot the English counterpart. He ran after our dog and, because the dog was near two Spanish ladies yelled "Come back you slut!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    darlett wrote: »
    Er?

    (And to be technical whatever exactly you meant it seems it might be 15 in Spain according to an earlier poster)

    I was just saying that any country has far more women that you wouldn't bone than you would bone.

    I also thought 16 was the legal age there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 90 ✭✭Ah nuts


    Because they have never been to Portugal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,731 ✭✭✭Bullseye1


    Spanish woman can be beautiful but then they open their gob and they sound like a bloke. I prefer Italian or French.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭darlett


    Much like all other populations there are far more Spanish girls under the age of 16 and over the age of 50 than would fall into any category that someone might ****, then you have to take out the fat ones, the ugly ones, the butterfaces etc.
    darlett wrote: »
    Er?
    I was just saying that any country has far more women that you wouldn't bone than you would bone.

    I'm not sure if I was been overly pedantic but I thought it should read over the age of 16 and under the age of 50. Either way, point taken on the boning ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I thought the age of consent there was 13?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Dudess wrote: »
    I thought the age of consent there was 13?
    I think you're right.
    Makes you wonder why Glitter didn't go there instead of Thailand. :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    ***snip***

    you have to take out the fat ones, the ugly ones, the butterfaces etc.

    i can tell you're still off the gargle :cool:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 255 ✭✭RingTheAlarm!


    Spanish girls are much more easygoing than Irish ones and not as ignorant like some Irish girls, whilst speaking Spanish or English. Also another factor (and many Europeans have said this) is the amount of make-up Irish girls wear is ridiculous.

    To whoever mentioned "muffin-tops" guys aren't much better here either, we only have our drinking and heavy food culture to blame for that!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,053 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    skin colour + hair colour


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    L like their under-arm hair. A bit like having Tina Turner in a headlock when you're underneath.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Dudess wrote: »
    I thought the age of consent there was 13?
    I think you're right.
    Makes you wonder why Glitter didn't go there instead of Thailand. :confused:
    Probably too old for him. And I mean that seriously.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,482 ✭✭✭JG009


    1) they are not Irish.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    JG009 wrote: »
    1) they are not Irish.

    2) they aren't stuck-up bitches.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,658 ✭✭✭policarp


    'Cause they come to Ireland for lessons in Irish love making every year and don't bother learning english. . .


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Father Damo


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Well I love Italian girls because of their fashion sense and dark skin. Not as keen on spanish girls!

    Maybe in Italy itself, but where I worked in Dublin most of the Spanish and Italian women wore clothes that cost less than my earphones. Alot of them looked homeless tbh.

    They used to run like the plague whenever a Kris Kindle, a charity fundraiser or a birthday whip around was going about and all. Continental Europeans are fcuking tightarses, does my head in.


  • Registered Users Posts: 952 ✭✭✭shangri la


    Irish girls (generally speaking), under 25 are not interesting people and most dont have a sense of humour that gels well with the average lad.

    spanish girls have better attitudes and are exotic obviously than mary who thinks coppers is the best craic ever like.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    shangri la wrote: »
    Irish girls (generally speaking), under 25 are not interesting people and most dont have a sense of humour that gels well with the average lad.

    spanish girls have better attitudes and are exotic obviously than mary who thinks coppers is the best craic ever like.
    This attitude towards Irish women wouldn't by any chance be linked to your thread on viagra-related experiments would it?


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