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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,162 ✭✭✭Kiva.D


    For the one that left and the one considering it...
    Ban me boy... :eek: ...g'ahead

    ...miss you Mistur Fagooos and Mizz Dekeeeee... :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    BAN! HEADSHOT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5 Yakmadder


    YOU CAN'T BAN ME I OWN THE F*UCKING INTERNET


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5 Yakmadder


    1RaGf.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I want Fago! back:(

    I never should have been so hard on him. It's all my fault. I used to call him a kid and he didn't like it. I should have stopped picking on him.
    I'm sorry everyone.
    You can take back my invincibility from this filter, I don't deserve it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    We all miss Fago. :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 332 ✭✭Paddy The Pirate


    I'll Have your longest ban PLEASE!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Right you are, guv'nor. See you in INFINITY MONTHS.


  • Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Ha Ha all the idiots who posted on this got banned.

    Its nice to finally find a place where everyone is a mad as I am, I think I will fit right in here. *puts up feet and relaxes, home at last*


  • Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    A squirrel stole my passwords - but this is more important then cancelling my online banking.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,749 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Ha Ha all the idiots who posted on this got banned.

    Its nice to finally find a place where everyone is a mad as I am, I think I will fit right in here. *puts up feet and relaxes, home at last*
    Boy are you in for a shock


  • Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Boy are you in for a shock

    shock, like when the squirrels connected a car battery to my nuts for stealing their nuts. but I don't like talking about that.
    and thanks for the memory flashback, fcukin squirrels.

    so where is my ban, i am a big fan of the ban and the can can. I only came to this forum for a bit of nurse ratchet discipline, but so far my expectations have been unwarranted.

    The sharp hand of sarky stings like the feather duster I pay a Vietnamese call girl to clean my sofa with. or even something that makes some sense.

    to summarize ban me in 2 hours or I will post serious on topic rhetoric on all threads in this forum! unless I fall asleep or forget about it, or just get lazy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    please don't ban me - I have nowhere left to go, except for the rest of the interweb, and I have heard there are a few crazies out there, and they will not mix well with the crazies in here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Hi Sarky. :)


    I'm preggers. :) I'll have all your monies now. :) Thank you. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    :coolface:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    laughingatsharkyface;e


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Heh, I was this close to banning you because I'd forgotten I gave you immunity.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 43 Sparklepants!


    Jaysus, imagine having immunity. That'd be maaaad. Not mad like angry, mad like gangster mad.

    Fiddy knows what I mean. He's got skills. Maaaaaaaaaaad skills.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    !!!

    >.>


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Would the leader replace you as a mod if you made such an enormous blunder?


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 43 Sparklepants!


    The leader is vengeful, but fair.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Here, pedant pedant pedant pedant


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I found a new place to play! I like it here it's nice and warm.
    Anybody wanna share a chunk of butter? If you close your eyes it tastes like something else!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'M DRUNK BITCHES!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Sarky wrote: »
    I love Cicero!

    I know you do...but you still have to ban me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    How will I survive without my beloved!

    Ooh, there's a bottle of bourbon by my computer!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭my my my


    you don't ban me, i ban you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sorry, I tried everything in my list of mod-powers, but there's no "get banned by some guy calling himself my my my" option.

    Now I feel inadequate :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ah, memories.

    Yeah, your time's up.


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