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The *fap* thread.

  • 07-11-2004 4:42am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭


    Post here when you're about to, or in the middle of, shaking one off or flicking the bean.


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    uuugh


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,482 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    UNF!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Brilliant!

    Not now, but soon...


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,293 ✭✭✭OfflerCrocGod


    Won't your hands be a bit busy at that moment?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,570 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    ah you would be surprised


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Won't your hands be a bit busy at that moment?

    One on the mouse, one on my schlong, how could I possibly type?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Voice recognition technology, of course. Although then there'd probably be a few "Ooh"'s and "Aaah"'s littered throughout the post.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    Just gettin ready now..:D


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    aaahhhh *sigh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf yeah unf unf unf unf unf oh baby unf unf unf unf unf unf unf splurt


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    woosaysdan wrote:
    unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf yeah unf unf unf unf unf oh baby unf unf unf unf unf unf unf splurt

    If you're in a net cafe, sketch! I can hear the faint wail of a siren...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    no even worse college


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    This thread also has to be more interesting. It's going to be endangered otherwise.

    ++ on the silly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    cum again?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    that's more like it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    a bit of aural sex talk dirttty to me


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    woosaysdan wrote:
    cum again?
    the words of the blessed virgin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    amen


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    the words of the blessed virgin.

    I thought they were "fcuk, it burst..."?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭skittishkitten


    I don't believe you .....I want pictures ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    Rabies wrote:
    :eek:
    Oh yeah, your eyes WILL be bulging. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    i thought it was "are you sure i wont get pregnant if you stick that into me?" doh


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