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Where can I have sex???

  • 24-02-2010 12:05am
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    Hey Im a broke student living at home!! Ive recently become involved with a mad woman who must have sex all the time. Im obviously very happy, just adjusting, basically she is an au pair living with family. Her place is a no go, my house is always full of family nosing around. All hotels in Dublin appear to be around 40-50e at best for the night which is steep, this relationship is burning a serious hole in my pocket but its the greatest thing ever. How can I continue it without resorting to crime?? Im being genuine here, any tips/bargain hotels?? Is there sex hotels in Dublin? Hostels with private rooms?

    All suggestions and attacks much appreciated....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,853 ✭✭✭✭Stark




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,809 ✭✭✭phill106


    the toilets of your local fast food outlet! classy!


  • Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭Freemasonry


    My house, threesome, all night. w or w/o cameras. preferably with. vaseline required.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Nudey booth.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Behind a bush


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    Love hotel?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    LOL I smell something fishy going on here with this thread.
    New to the boards are we? LOL


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭SomeFool


    the park.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Love hotels, nope, hostels with private rooms, some but tbh it's not much better price wise then a travel lodge for the night.

    Time to fall back on the old saying, Man who take woman camping have one in tent.


  • Registered Users Posts: 947 ✭✭✭Shzm


    There's a guy over in the motors section that has a car he doesn't know how to use, perhaps you could borrow it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 562 ✭✭✭lcrcboy


    haha you legend enjoy it while it lasts, cant give you advice about cheap places :D:D:D


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Dublin you say, poor student you! I hear the docks is a great place for dogging! Never mind paying for it when you can add a thrill to a night out and do it outside!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Where's me ex-wife when she is needed! LOL


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    YAY! A spam thread. SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,875 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Confessional box in your local chruch. Go on you kinky fecker, you know you want to.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    bus??:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    I for one would like to meet this horned up au pair :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    SEXTC wrote: »
    Hey Im a broke student living at home!! Ive recently become involved with a mad woman who must have sex all the time. Im obviously very happy, just adjusting, basically she is an au pair living with family. Her place is a no go, my house is always full of family nosing around. All hotels in Dublin appear to be around 40-50e at best for the night which is steep, this relationship is burning a serious hole in my pocket but its the greatest thing ever. How can I continue it without resorting to crime?? Im being genuine here, any tips/bargain hotels?? Is there sex hotels in Dublin? Hostels with private rooms?

    All suggestions and attacks much appreciated....

    I'd say it's burning a hole in more than your pocket!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    In the ass?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    I for one would like to meet this horned up au pair :D

    Sounds too much like oul pair. :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Confessional box in your local chruch. Go on you kinky fecker, you know you want to.

    Way too cramped...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I'd say it's burning a hole in more than your pocket!

    He clearly meant 'clowns pocket' :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    In her arse


  • Registered Users Posts: 10 GavinDoyle


    in the car


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Wheely Bin..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    D4 hotels €40 a night... best I can think of. Probably pay the same for a private room in a hostel.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    If you're getting it on a regular basis, surely you'd be better renting on a monthly basis as opposed to nights in hotel rooms.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    My house, threesome, all night. w or w/o cameras. preferably with. vaseline required.

    Vaseline will burn the bollix off you! Seriously, petroleum jelly is NOT lube.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    pretend like you're incredibly gay and the au pair's family will think you're up listening to music.


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