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Zombie Attack - What's your weapon?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,410 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    a packet of taytos ...unless they're the vegetarian zombie kind I'm fúcked :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 547 ✭✭✭iseethelight


    a ps3 controller, I shall cunningly put on Resident Evil5 to confuse em while I run away;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭James Forde


    Ray gun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Lemsiper wrote: »
    Viking Splash tour bus.

    That would actually be an awesome weapon - you could all be sitting up top with bats, clubs, scythes and whatever and just rampage about the place knocking zombs out of the way and then retreat to the water when the zombie density gets too thick cause zombies can't swim!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭Raging_Ninja


    I suppose I could roll up the refill pad next to me and go all Jason Bourne on a zombie.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,340 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    a dvd and a lamp, crap, there is a phone, key to my right :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    9 volt battery, a chair


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    A lamp and a calculator, but I love lamp so its okay


  • Registered Users Posts: 894 ✭✭✭Willbbz


    My wallet.

    And by the looks of things I won't be crushing them with the amount in it :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Ban stick.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭CD.


    i get a double, the chinese menu is sitting on the remote.
    neither is any use. unless the dead can be killed with thousands of paper cuts >.<


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,200 ✭✭✭bloopy


    Board with a nail in it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Gordon Gecko


    Has to be my cricket bat: GM Maxi 707, 2lbs 12oz of Kashmir willow oiled up for the new zombie season.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    My printer. I shall print a number of decoy targets and when they get confused start smashing heads with it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    This - Its not sharp but Id take out alot of em before the end!


  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Moved from AH


  • Registered Users Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    I have a calculator, fortunately I can use it to calculate the trajectory needed to hurl other objects at their heads!


  • Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭ChaseThisLight


    A book. And since said book is The Zen Of Zombie, and it teaches you to think more like a zombie, I'd say my chances aren't too bad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    A book. And since said book is The Zen Of Zombie, and it teaches you to think more like a zombie, I'd say my chances aren't too bad.

    What ever you say Zed food :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭ChaseThisLight


    What ever you say Zed food :P

    Okay, so it was a stretch, but knowledge being a weapon and all that...

    :p

    You know you want me on your team come Z-day.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Okay, so it was a stretch, but knowledge being a weapon and all that...

    :p

    You know you want me on your team come Z-day.

    Well, you are a Boardsie Zombie hunter :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    Okay, so it was a stretch, but knowledge being a weapon and all that...

    :p

    You know you want me on your team come Z-day.
    last I heard... words don't work too well against mindless zombies :P

    Edit: wait.... is the book hardback? :P


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭ Edison Salty Instep


    CHUCK NORRIS!


  • Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭ChaseThisLight


    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    last I heard... words don't work too well against mindless zombies :P

    Well, I wasn't planning on reading it to them. :p
    Edit: wait.... is the book hardback? :P

    As a matter of fact it is. And it has sharp edges.


  • Registered Users Posts: 355 ✭✭wavehopper1


    My remote is on the coffee table on my left.

    Since moving from Sky to UPC I'm increasingly irritated by screen freezes, picture loss, and how the "tv guide" takes ages to respond to button clicks. I'll hand the remote to my zombie attacker and ask him to put on Coronation Street before chowing down on my good self.

    As he moans and groans at the crappy UPC interface, I'll make my escape!


  • Registered Users Posts: 565 ✭✭✭DoBhrionn


    I'm in luck here, my airsoft guns! Now it's a matter of which one.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 445 ✭✭IIIAcHmEdIII


    well im not screwd at all i got a gun safe full of 5 real guns and plenty of ammo :D ye are all truley screwd


  • Registered Users Posts: 622 ✭✭✭Deise Musashi


    Handle from a shovel I was thinking of trying to carve into a maori taiaha, but it's not big enough.

    Guess I'll have oi use the axe I was going to carve with to fight to my gun cabinet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 JacComedy


    A pillow...I'm dead...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭ImpossibleDuck


    JacComedy wrote: »
    A pillow...I'm dead...

    literally what I was about to post...damn you!


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