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Is anybody having sex now?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Was in town this morning early and saw a good few walk of shamers


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Oh yeah. Missionary position with the lights out, for the sole purpose of procreation.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Do you turn the lights on again afterwards so you can find your way back to your own bed?


  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Sauve wrote: »
    Do you turn the lights on again afterwards so you can find your way back to your own bed?


    If mom knows you are on the computer she will go mental.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    If mom knows you are on the computer she will go mental.

    It's ok Ive made a fort in my bed and hacked the wifi password :cool:


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Sauve wrote: »
    It's ok Ive made a fort in my bed and hacked the wifi password :cool:
    It was wifi123, wasn't it?

    I'll turn out the lights again once I leave, don't worry.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    entropi wrote: »
    It was wifi123, wasn't it?

    wifi1066


  • Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Mr. Rager wrote: »
    Yes! Yes! OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD, YES!



    Hmmmm...do I know you?!:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    No, I find if I have sex while browsing Boards, it can smear my screen.


    You're doing it wrong Pizza Thief-

    Phone in one hand, smoke in the other, top of her head for a coaster.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Sauve wrote: »
    wifi1066
    Damn. Changed since last time :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭ Magnus Scrawny Peddler


    YES IN MY MIND.

    My broken perverse mind


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,103 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Hmmm, now I know why several of the keys on the laptop are missing or broken...

    And at least one is sticky.




  • Is It for family planning purpose or recriational intercourse..

    Or? Currently we have been doing it for both :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    dammit missed out on a first page post because i was busy having recreational sex! :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko




  • Registered Users Posts: 160 ✭✭simon0brien


    Or? Currently we have been doing it for both :)

    Haha cool.. Can I join ye hahahahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    I just lined some up with the Missus for after work. (really)

    I'll live-boardsie it throughout to keep you all posted (not really)

    I think there was a website dealing with this (people posting on a map when they've just done it)....probably replaced by an app now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    I'm frightened :(
    I don't like this thread anymore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Yes, I can easily type with one ha ha ha haaaaaand..............


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I only enjoy sex when I know that it is part of a plan to increase the number of dependents I have.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 516 ✭✭✭wuzziwig


    No sex here for months. And not looking like there's any coming my way any time soon (although I met a guy on Grafton Street t'other night who'd have allowed me to pull him down a dark laneway if I was so inclined. I wasn't. )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    do you mean now? Yes, oh sorry....not now....


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ Jairo Slimy Cow


    Thread stickied


  • Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭IrishExpat


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Involuntary_celibacy#Possible_contributing_factors

    'Lack of suitable social circumstances conducive to sex' -> This.

    Haven't had a chance to get out for a weekend drink in a while. :( Counting down til Friday.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Yes, right now.......Whats that darling....why am I looking at the compuuuuuuter screeeeeeeeeen.........well I'm expecting an important email about a €15m inheritance that I seeeeeem to be entitled to.......sent them my bank deeeeeeeetails yesterday......whats that you say: 'now we're both fcuked'.....what do you mean???


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Thread stickied

    Do a sticky poll.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,960 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    LizT wrote: »
    Do a sticky poll.
    Thread stickied

    AH-ers I am disappoint.
    Both these posts deserve far more **** thanks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    GreeBo wrote: »
    AH-ers I am disappoint.
    Both these posts deserve far more **** thanks.

    I can't believe im going to admit this but...I actually looked for the poll! There I've said it duh :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,960 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    I can't believe im going to admit this but...I actually looked for the poll!

    Thats not really what a guy wants to hear from a lady...you shouldnt typically need to go looking :o


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