First world problems?

ascanbe · 10-11-2011 12:20am

First world problems?
Hubris is the main one, it would seem.

John Doe1 · 10-11-2011 1:17am

the temporary awkwardness of lifts

flutterflye · 10-11-2011 1:27am

My fingers smell like onions

44leto · 10-11-2011 1:29am

Reading down this thread, Gawd how lucky the people in the developing world really are.

Mine is cars, money pits that continuously break your heart.

HazDanz · 10-11-2011 1:39am

I had an iche on my back just there that I wasn't able to scratch properly.

I live a painful existence

Jen Pigs Fly · 10-11-2011 2:08am

My shampoo ran out and the new bottle is downstairs in the kitchen ...

have to use a shampoo from the hundreds of crappy mini bottles recieved over the christmas' and birthdays'

Oh the humanity.

Dudess · 10-11-2011 5:04pm

The tea/coffee machine on my floor isn't working... so I have to go all the way to the one upstairs!

paddyandy · 12-11-2011 1:22pm

8 YEAR OLD to Mother"Mammy will you tell daddy to change the channel for me he won't do as he's told"

Oranage2 · 12-11-2011 1:29pm

After a night out last night, on my way home this morning I bought Football manager 2012 -

Now I can't get it to f*cking install -

FML

imitation · 12-11-2011 1:30pm

When some new awesomesauce gadget/toy/service you brought starts to slowly break in such a way that its kind of half working and you find your self constantly ringing technical support and convincing them its actually broken and they should replace it. So instead it breaking and getting it replaced in a day or two your spend weeks talking to goons and spiraling into a pit of depression.

silverharp · 12-11-2011 2:24pm

when the only hot drink available is instant coffee.

Capt'n Midnight · 12-11-2011 8:58pm

“I didn’t pay my internet bill, so I had to watch porn on my iPhone last night.”

“My beach house isn’t close enough to the beach.”

“I just can’t support a charity that doesn’t have its own colored ribbon.”

“Because porn is so accessible and easy to find I miss the thrill of the hunt.”

“It turns out the cute girl in my math class who buys her clothes at the thrift store isn’t making a statement against consumerism - she’s really just poor.”

“Since sexual harassment became illegal I don’t feel pretty anymore.”

“I think $16 a month is an outrageous price to pay for immediate access to pretty much any movie ever made.”

Ginny · 12-11-2011 9:13pm

My white wine is not cold enough tonight, plus I can only fit half a bottle in my glass, which means I'll have to walk to the kitchen later.
My coffee pods haven't arrived, I have to use instant till they arrive!

Mr Trade In · 13-11-2011 2:55am

My hooker cost me €100, in her country I could buy a village for that,damn these first world prossy rates.

mrmeindl · 11-12-2011 11:38pm

My small Sennheiser in ear headphones broke, so I now have to use my huge Sennheiser headphones till I get a smaller pair....just to listen to my ipod.

The King of Moo · 16-01-2012 5:14pm

I've just started a game of Minesweeper, and after clicking on all four corner squares I still don't have a risk-free opening.

It's the worst situation anyone's ever been in.

FML.

Nothingbetter2d · 16-01-2012 5:43pm

First World Problems:

1. Obesity
2. Diabetes
3. Cancer
4. Expensive cost of living
5. Stress

coco_lola · 16-01-2012 6:57pm

This software update requires that I restart my computer.

paddyandy · 18-01-2012 2:12am

My earphones have got tangled again and that's three times in the last hour .I need a drink or i'll...

The King of Moo · 18-01-2012 2:25am

paddyandy wrote: »

My earphones have got tangled again and that's three times in the last hour .I need a drink or i'll...

That's nothing: my left earphone just broke, and I can now only hear half of my music!

I think I'm just going to give up on music entirely...

strobe · 18-01-2012 2:27am

We7 is loading slowly so I'm having to use grooveshark. :mad: Everything bad always happens to me!!

hefferboi · 18-01-2012 2:41am

Having to watch soccer that's not in HD.

stupidusername · 18-01-2012 2:42am

I want to get into bed, but want to stay on boards for a bit....*sigh* have to use mobile boards. my screen is so small though....FML

Kev.OC · 18-01-2012 2:55am

I wanted to go to bed earlier but I'd forgotten to turn on the electric blanket...

Deus Ex Machina · 18-01-2012 2:59am

The phrase "first world problems" is enough to boil my piss. I hate it. It is so smug and pathetic. I want to add the problem of a broken jaw to the top of anyone's list if I hear them joke around about their "first world problems".

humbert · 18-01-2012 3:05am

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

The phrase "first world problems" is enough to boil my piss. I hate it. It is so smug and pathetic. I want to add the problem of a broken jaw to the top of anyone's list if I hear them joke around about their "first world problems".

Internet warriors.

Deus Ex Machina · 18-01-2012 3:07am

humbert wrote: »

Internet warriors.

u jelly :rolleyes:

The King of Moo · 18-01-2012 3:10am

I'm often found myself watching a film I recorded on the sky plus, with my usual generous extra few minutes before and after the start and end time to make sure it's all recorded.

There's absolutely nothing worse than starting it and finding the tail-end of the previous programme, then fast-forwarding through the ads, which just keep going.

You get to the start of the film and the recording's fifteen minutes in, and you set it to start recording five minutes before the start time.

So you switch on your laptop and go to IMDB to check the film's running time. You compare this with the amount of time left on the recording, factoring in an estimate of how much time the ads will take up, bearing in mind how long and frequent this channel's ad breaks tend to be.

You optimistically hope that the whole film might have been recorded, but you can't relax and really enjoy the film, and you keep pressing play to see how long is left, and you keep readjusting your calculations to take into account the ad breaks which seem to go on and on.

There's two minutes left of the recording and the film seems close to the end but there's still a few things to be wrapped up.
In resignation, you open the film's wikipedia page and prepare to read what happens at the end. But it only has a brief plot summary, so you click to the IMDB page link at the bottom of the page. Same thing there.

And then it's gone. You didn't get to see the end of the film, and you weren't able to properly enjoy it anyway. There's really nothing worse.

And now my jaw is really sore too! Ow!

citizen_p · 18-01-2012 4:23am

Not being able to choose what you want to eat from a take away!

slade_x · 18-01-2012 4:31am

Its frickin raining outside

First world problems?

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