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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭ch750536


    One I actually used.

    I wouldn't **** you with his dick (points to bar owners dog).


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭ch750536


    She's a complexion of rice crispies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 61 ✭✭hamco


    "She looks like a whores abortion"

    With a face like that only her mother could love her!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    As much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.

    She's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits.

    She's got a face like a squeezed tea bag.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    hes got a face like an orc

    hes got a face like shrek


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    She has a fanny like a burst couch..

    This is brilliant. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    She has a fanny on her like a badly stuffed kebab


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.

    As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse.


  • Registered Users Posts: 61 ✭✭hamco


    Look at you with your fake nails, fake tan, fake eye brows and a fake smile.
    :D
    R ya sure ya werent made in China?:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    She's got a fanny like a horse's mouth crossing the line of the grand national.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 51,114 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    He wouldn't get a ride in a carnival.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,739 ✭✭✭Jello


    Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market.


  • Registered Users Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    I'd rather get up on a Monday morning!


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,188 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    He'd get up on a hairy hand
    He wouldn't get a ride in a whorehouse


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Kevwoody


    Your mother should have swallowed you!


  • Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sparkthatbled


    "Stirring the Porridge"

    ...gick!


  • Registered Users Posts: 24 Bazgina


    body off baywatch.... face off crimewatch.


  • Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    Look at her she's gorgeous

    I'd use her ****e as toothepaste


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Classic from an elderly neighbour: "She has a face on her that would turn back a traveller's funeral".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Rough as a badger's arse


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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,601 ✭✭✭✭Squidgy Black


    WD40 couldn't even get the rust off your flaps...


  • Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭Unique User Name


    Person 1 - "You're a homo"
    Person 2 - "You're a homo"
    Person 1 - If I wanted my own cum back, I'd wipe it from your Mothers face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭ Nina Shaggy Theoretician


    She's got tits like two zeppelins in a balloon race :pac:

    I'd suck farts out of her arse!.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    shes not suitable for soft ground

    face like a bag of smashed crabs

    doctor said he could not give her a smear test - why ? have you ever tried to open a toasted cheese sandwich ?

    im here all week


  • Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭diabloro


    I wouldn't even get up on her to get over a wall.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    you would know shes from a shīt family just by seeing her cheap clothes and phone !!

    she has no mates to go out with let alone any lad who would ride her :p


    she is going to be as poor as her ma and she drives a 98 micra ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    you look like your da's mate......

    think about it



    ie: your da's best mate was riding your mother at some point
    :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    The best part of ya is still running down your ma's legs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭shuridunno


    I wouldn't give him the steam off my p*ss.

    He didn't lick that off a stone.

    Ask me arse.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    I wouldn't ride her with yours.


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