So as this is a musicians forum i thought this would be rather funny! My first shift with a girl was when we were listening to plug in baby by muse. Was 14 she was very well endowed.... now let the beans be spilt who was your first shift and what song were ya listening to!
I don't think this is entirely appropriate for the Bands & Musicians forum so I'm moving it to After Hours.
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My first shift was interesting.... I brought one girl to the cinema and duly fingered her for an hour. Then thought she was too hideous to kiss so went straight home. Had my first kiss with her less hideous best friend a week later outside Dunnes Stores.
So yea, I fingered a girl before I kissed a girl and I didn't even kiss the girl I fingered.
So technically your still a virgin......snigger
in the gaelteacht in the midlle of the cheili.(dunno how it is spelt)
My first shift was in a factory when I was 17 and it started at 8 AM and finished at 5 PM. Crappy 2 punts an hour it was!
french kiss, meet, eatin the face off each other ya know, the wet one.
Ah I remember it well. It was right about Xmas time one year and I whilst I don't know how I'd got that way I do remember being locked and seeing this beautiful tanned thing in front of me. I couldn't be sure but I reckoned the shift was on. So I said feck it, threw all caution to the wind and got right to work on her. Right before my eyes EVERYTHING STARTED TO APPEAR IN CAPITAL LETTERS. TO SAY I WAS AMAZED WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT! IT WAS THE FIRST SHIFT OF MY LIFE (AND POSSIBLY THE FINEST).
Commodore 64. The king of computers.
Well it would have been about 2005 in an old Volkswagen Passat.
I just remember the gearbox being in bits and i could smell the clutch burning.
Good shift though. Didn't cut out.
mine was to a girl who is now a lesbian, kinda says it all
Mine was in Stillorgan Shopping Centre in the carpark. I had to go home, but before I left, she dragged me into the carpark. Not sure, but she may have been hoping I'd get run over. When that didn't happen, she pulled me close, said 'I really like you,' and stuck her tongue down my throat. I burst out laughing and she just looked at me. I sheepishly said 'I'm sorry.' And she replied, 'don't worry, you can make it up to me.' Kissed me again and I went home. The innocence of youth!
My 1st shift was to an utter mule.
I was nearly caught by the farmer too
My first kiss came at the tender age of 13, there was no real music, just the intense sound of saliva being slapped together by the furious motion of two tongues, very sloppy and "cat drinking milk" like
Young lad at a Smokie gig, down the back in a corner on the floor next to the cigarette machine. Crowd were getting angsty and only wanted to hear "living next door to Alice". Someone knocked a pint from the top of the cigarette machine on top of us and we were soaked. Picked ourselves up only to see someone else throwing an empty pint glass on stage at the band. Band were rightly pissed, walked off, wouldn't come back and no one got to hear who the f*ck Alice was.